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Rated: 18+ · Short Story · Religious · #1945736
I'd like to know him better.+

    I am not a theologian or Bible scholar. I just think about thinking.
    Hello Jesus! Okay, nobody answered and if he did he'd be speaking Aramaic.
    I don't know Aramaic.

                        What would you do if someone said to you, "I am the Messiah!" ?

    You'd probably think he or she was nuts. It's not normal.
    Jesus never wrote anything. The Gospels were written by his Apostles 5 to 6 years after his...
    execution.

    If you have a chance go GOOGLE Monty Python's LIFE OF BRIAN.
    There is also a fun interview with John Cleaves and Mikael Palin with the Bishop of the   
    Anglican Church.  It's a lot like a Monty Python sketch.

    Question: How does Jesus save us from our sins?

    Answer: WE ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR OUR OWN SINS.

    Jeezes!

    Imagine a condemned murderer on a gallows and Jesus takes his place.
    Is that justice?

    Jesus or Jushua was born in an age when people believed in human sacrifices to appease the
    Gods. Jesus knew what would happen if he went to Jerusalem and he told Judas to do it!
    Judas was doing what Jesus wanted ~ making a human sacrifice for God.

    Oy!

    These were very primitive times and people could believe anything, like Zeus threw lightening
    bolts and Joshua made the Sun stand still...

    Of course, Christianity has evolved past human sacrifices and now believes in multiculturalism.
    Yay!

    Can you dig it?

    ~~~
        <^>
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