Crusty the Zombie

Frosty the Snowman parody

Crusty the Zombie
is as undead as he could be
shambling across the planet
eating the brains of humanity.

There must have been a virus
in that old tin can he found
because when he picked it up
he fell undead upon the ground.

Crusty the Zombie
is not a fairy tale
and if you ever meet him
your brains will become his meal.

If some night you see him
please run the other way
because when he catches you
you'll never see the light of day