The best bad day ever

Today was the worst day. First, my alarm did not go off, so I slept in, which made me thirty five minutes late to work. In a rush I forgot my lunch, so I had to eat from the vending machine. My boss was on my case all day about my assignments. Then when I got off of work, my car had a flat. I changed the tire just in time to hit rush hour traffic. Finally, I made it home, no wife or dinner to be seen. Looks like Ramen noodle for tonight. There is a note and a plastic stick on the counter.

“Oh great, what now?” I say to myself.

The note reads “At my sister’s house. WE DID IT BABE!!! I LOVE YOU!!!!”

What the heck does that mean? I look at the plastic stick, it has a “+” symbol on the side.

“Best day ever!”

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