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MAD FLUTE
I Have a suit,
and play the flute.
Gave my girl a hoot;
all she did was toot.
Next I sit, then
I yell shit.
Next my girl throws a fit.
I tell her to get,
then she threats.
I say forget.
To late.
My fate.
GREAT.
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