Ninja Mom

NINJA MOM!



THROUGH THE SHADOWS OF NIGHT

STEADY AND QUIET.

UNSEEN IN EARLY MORNING HOURS

SHE RETURNS TO HER HOME.



OUT OF BED WITH A FLIP

AT A QUARTER TO FIVE

--HER MAN UNDISTURBED-

(HE'S BARELY ALIVE!)



HOW MANY CHILDREN

DOES SHE HAVE TO CALM?

IT MATTERS NOT!

--SHE'S A NINJA MOM!!



SHE WHIPS UP SOME BREAKFAST

FOR LADS AND LASSES.

SHE PACKS THEIR LUNCHES

(RECYCLES THE GLASSES)



HOW DOES SHE KNOW

THE KIDS MADE THEIR BED

SHE'S GOT NINJA-MOM EYES

IN THE BACK OF HER HEAD!



OTHER KIDS SAY

`SHE'S REALLY THE BOMB!"

BUT THEY DON'T KNOW

SHE'S A NINJA MOM!



AND WITH A JAGUAR'S GENTLE GRACE

SHE RESTS WITHOUT A QUALM.

AFTER ALL, SHE'S EARNED IT

SHE'S THE NINJA MOM!.