Oh what happens in a mistake

Hello dear reader, if you got a moment of free time,
let me share with you the story of a man,
whose ending you shall think yourself,
for I can only tell what I know,
so let's get started shall we?

Once in a time, a friend of mine decided to buy a pair of gloves for his girlfriend,
you see, the fool ripped the gloves by accident back then, so he though it would be good,
to buy her new gloves, but while they were packaging on the store, someone was packaging underwear,
oh the fool didn't notice he had got the wrong package, instead of a pair of gloves he was with underwear for her girlfriend.

I must say, till this point I was laughing at my friend mistake, I mean,
his girlfriend would surely laugh at the mistake of my friend, or so I thought
but the fool once again committed a mistake, he wrote a letter for the package,
without knowing the effect it would have since he didn't knew it was underwear inside.

Remember my friend, he didn't knew there was a frilly underwear in the package,
for all he knew there were a pair of gloves inside of the package,
by sheer luck I was able to know of the contents of the letter, so let me tell you of it:

" To my dear, I want to apologize for the incident back then,
in which from your soft skin I ripped the soft fabric that covered it.
So I decided to get you something to use, and protect that soft skin of yours,
please use it, so when we go out to dinner, I can remove them from your soft skin"

Oh my dear friend, a fool you had to be, but well if you weren't like that we wouldn't be friends.

So the package was received by his girlfriend, with a face full of surprise, my friend didn't quite got the reaction,
I don't know what happened back there, since he refuses to tell me, so I leave the ending to you my reader, and hope you had a good laugh just like I had it back then.