The Treatment Program of Absurdity: 1

by Cory Snyder

Rated: E · Book · Comedy · #2074957

A young, psychotic republican goes to a treatment program, and meets psychotic democrats.

Inspired by my experience of going to an adventure therapy camp when I was 16, this novel tells the story of Harry Johnson. A mentally deranged republican who goes to a treatment program in order to hopefully be ready for college someday. During his stay at this program, he will encounter mentally deranged democrats who he despises. Despite his loathing for them, he will be inspired by them in ways he never would've imagined. I am proud to present to you all a political satire focusing on the tyrannical bases of both political parties. When you are done, go onto the second part.https://www.writing.com/main/books/item_id/2074960-The-Treatment-Program-of-Absu...

Table of Contents

Chapter	1	Prologue	1.66k
Chapter	2	Intake	12.72k
Chapter	3	The First Night	7.00k
Chapter	4	The Second Day	3.41k
Chapter	5	The First Weekend	7.83k
Chapter	6	The First Week	8.63k
Chapter	7	Chelsea Lake	5.06k
Chapter	8	Harry’s First Therapy Session	7.08k
Chapter	9	Estate Tax	1.80k
Chapter	10	Adam Palace	11.30k
Chapter	11	Sacking Mindy	1.56k
Chapter	12	Will’s Advice	1.76k
Chapter	13	THROW HIS ASS OUT	1.26k
Chapter	14	What is Wrong with People?	3.63k
Chapter	15	Treating Women With Respect	7.80k
Chapter	16	The Meeting With Kyle Poy	4.61k
Chapter	17	The Complaint	1.56k
Chapter	18	Conflict in Core Housing	8.89k
Chapter	19	Richard Droopus	1.60k
Chapter	20	Walking with Monica	2.57k
Chapter	21	The Beating of Kellen	2.57k
Chapter	22	The Desired Prank Phone Call	2.97k
Chapter	23	The Petition	1.67k
Chapter	24	Chloe Errins	3.30k
Chapter	25	Playboy	1.37k
Chapter	26	The Wrath of Clovis	2.91k
Chapter	27	Shoplifting	5.11k
Chapter	28	Conversation About High Culture	4.19k
Chapter	29	Winfield the Preacher	1.45k
Chapter	30	The Chat	6.18k
Chapter	31	Graduation	1.21k
Chapter	32	Just be Quiet	1.32k
Chapter	33	Thanksgiving Break	1.51k
Chapter	34	Getting my Ass Whooped	4.53k
Chapter	35	Barbara Stross	1.67k
Chapter	36	Unorthodox Therapy	1.37k
Chapter	37	The Other Class	1.14k
Chapter	38	Paintball	2.89k
Chapter	39	Shopping Mall	2.81k
Chapter	40	Completion of a College Course	0.97k
Chapter	41	The Repeal of “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell”	1.51k
Chapter	42	The Ridiculous Seminars	3.22k
Chapter	43	A Nice Chat	2.56k
Chapter	44	Harry’s New Suit	1.28k
Chapter	45	Margaret Furlough	3.11k
Chapter	46	The Tour	3.59k
Chapter	47	Pat Barrit	1.40k
Chapter	48	Making Fun of People	3.65k
Chapter	49	Community Meeting	3.74k
Chapter	50	Conflict With Will	2.64k
Chapter	51	Han Anderson	1.58k
Chapter	52	Departure of Kellen	1.47k
Chapter	53	Emma Cool	7.32k
Chapter	54	Barron Carter	1.40k
Chapter	55	The Dinner	3.05k
Chapter	56	The Unlikely Friendship	5.16k
Chapter	57	Team Yo	5.47k
Chapter	58	Harry’s Relationship	1.22k
Chapter	59	The Chat	6.91k
Chapter	60	Adam’s Relapse	1.22k
Chapter	61	Harry’s Proposition	1.24k
Chapter	62	Big Gay Seminar	6.63k
Chapter	63	What Simpsons Character	2.34k
Chapter	64	Moron	1.56k
Chapter	65	Harry’s Story	11.90k
Chapter	66	A Woman and Her Slaveboy	1.21k
Chapter	67	Monica vs. Chelsea	2.88k
Chapter	68	Harry Fare	1.44k
Chapter	69	Salmon for Dinner	1.59k
Chapter	70	Porn Star Interview	9.66k
Chapter	71	Harry’s Old Nanny	6.52k
Chapter	72	Grand Theft Auto	1.66k
Chapter	73	Jasper Fry	5.39k
Chapter	74	Alexandria Putton	1.54k
Chapter	75	Chloe Leaves	1.62k
Chapter	76	Social Promotion	3.07k
Chapter	77	Ding Dong, Bin Ladin is Dead	1.31k
Chapter	78	Monica Goes Crazy	1.69k
Chapter	79	Politics	4.41k
Chapter	80	Barbara’s Front Butt	2.61k
Chapter	81	Samantha’s Past	2.74k
Chapter	82	Harry’s Final Class	1.32k
Chapter	83	Joe’s Tiny Penis	4.56k
Chapter	84	Internship With Local Assemblyman	2.70k
Chapter	85	Luke:	1.65k
Chapter	86	A Really Stupid Person	2.83k
Chapter	87	Bob Harroway	2.44k
Chapter	88	Another Dent in the Wall	2.67k
Chapter	89	A Maniac	2.64k
Chapter	90	Jon Huntsman	1.46k
Chapter	91	Idiots	8.43k
Chapter	92	Feet on the Couch	1.24k
Chapter	93	Harry is Hungry	2.74k
Chapter	94	Mark	1.58k
Chapter	95	Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollows: Part 2	1.64k
Chapter	96	The Autistic Muslim	11.72k
Chapter	97	Money Laundering	3.26k
Chapter	98	Matt	1.68k
Chapter	99	Asperger’s Appreciation	10.08k