The Ultimate Wierdo

The Ultimate wierdo

The ultimate wierdo, that was his name.
Given to him by those who dug the grave.
Driving backwards was his claim to fame.
He only would cruise, after a shave.

He's real tough and awful brave.
If you know any tricks, he's more than game.
For his stories your curious minds will crave.
He just went back from where he came.

After conquering all of his many fears,
He decided to take some time.
So he sat on his duff and enjoyed a few beers.
And made up a silly rhyme.