The Most Fantastic Haiku Ever Written

Exactly as it says on the label. Bask in its glory. Bask. Bask. Ok, enough basking.

I rode into town
Everyone was astonished
Since my rhino's pink

You wouldn't think that something with a mere 17 syllables could express deep characters embedded within a vivid, rich environment. And you would be quite right about that. But there it is. It's the best I could do. I apologize for wasting 5 seconds of your time.