Contestant in queen of Comedy Challenge

these are the first three challenges in Lornda's contest

Part 1

Invalid Review
Review of "The King of Texas"
Review of "Valentine Daze"

Part 2

A came to to drink . He took a and a for his tail. He found it was
for a to give him his powers.

Part 3

There was an old Indian who loved to ride his horse, he rode that horse every day and let it rest in the evening. One day Fallen Rocks, The old Indian got on his horse and rode off in to the sunset never to be seen again, but his family looked everywhere for their beloved Fallen Rocks. Till this day you can ride across the mountainous regions and signs will tell you to "watch for Fallen Rocks". ha ha!