A first date Candy Corn discussion on Halloween night. |
“My eyes adorn you. Even though it’s just our first date, my eyes adore you. I’m a million miles away and I am with you, so soft, so sweet you are to me.” “You are my candy corn, you are sugary taste delight, I am in Heaven, tonight, tonight I’m so inspired!” “Oh I blush to your words, I am lilac-scented aloe coated with the smoothness of your praise.” “I hardly know what words of thanks I can now offer. Yet the candy corn you talk of isn’t truly right for this auspicious moment. Maybe Hershey Kisses would be more appropriate—“ “Yet I, I take thy admiration with thanks.” “C’mon now Juliet, there’s no balcony to raise you up above to contradiction—“ “It is candy corn and I do stand by my convictions—thy sweet, thy sweet you are my candy corn.” “Oh no, Romeo! Candy corn does not inspire me, it is the deepest swale of ocean sugar tidal wave emotion.” “Ask not, what it can do for me.” “Carry on, oh my sweet.” “There is nothing more to satisfy one’s inner lust of taste bud want than ample scoops of candy corn.” “What taste, what taste on Halloween night!” “No no no, Romeo! I shan't stumble to this candy corn propaganda. There is nothing there to impress upon my heart. I beseech thee to abandon all this candy corn hocking, for I, I am damsel in this dress.” “You would not know sweet if it kicked you in the eye.” “Oh, Juliet, you take away the hero in me, you do!” “What light through Jack-‘o-lantern breaks?” ‘Now romeo, you know what you can do with your candy corn!” “Ah, yes, my contentious wench!” “I do, indeed.” 40 Lines Writer’s Cramp 10-29-19 |