Rockdude2's Unfinished Fetish Works pt 1

Preface

          All of the writings in here are based off of different fetishes that I have an interest in. All I one point at had a desire to finish these writings, for one reason or another none of these saw a full public release. These may have had some proofreading done or there may have just been a rough outline filled in just to finishing details. As such quality of writing mechanics is not a guarantee. All writings below should be considered in a very rough state. You have been warned.
         
Twilight and Pinkie's diaper adventure

Chapter 1 Twilight Tries on a Diaper for the First Time

         
Saturday began like any day for Twilight Sparkle, aside from the fact that she woke up twenty minutes before her regular wake-up time. She rose from her bed and completed her usual morning tasks: she brushed her teeth, straightened her mane and went downstairs for a light breakfast.
What soon followed was a ten minute rush to gather some rather peculiar objects, very peculiar even to an intelligent unicorn like Twilight herself.
First, a tube of white powder landed onto the table. Then some rash cream was placed next to the tube. Finally, a changing mat fell squarely on the floor next to the table, directly across from the library door. Twilight thoroughly checked all of the items on her list, leaving only the one and most important item on that list. Her mad rush transformed into a slow dramatic saunter as she realized it was time for the acquisition of the bounty she so desired.
She would let this moment of anticipation linger for as long as she could allow.
She waited for five second intervals after each step. All she had to do was open a drawer on her nightstand in her room that sat exactly three feet from the doorway. Her stride made it seem like she was about to acquire an item, an item the more valuable then an entire kingdom itself. With every passing moment, her emotions arose. Twilight had finally made it to her room. All that was left was a couple of steps and her prize would be hers. After the first step was made, her heart pounded rapidly to the sheer hype.
The last step was made. She opened the drawer to get her sought-after reward: a large white diaper. Twilight, an avid fan of wearing diapers at her age, exclaimed a celebratory "YESSSS!"
Twilight galloped downstairs to the table, feeling excited with the upcoming moment she long awaited for since she woke up. She was about to put on her fresh diaper. Before Twilight could even set the diaper down on the changing mat, a crazy series of knocking came from the door. "Oh great," she muttered. "Who could it possibly be!? They completely ruined my moment!"
Twilight held on to the diaper under her hoof and walked towards the door. The door bust open to reveal Pinkie Pie, hyped up with sugar craze. "Hi, Twilight, how are you this morning!? Good? Good, because I just tried out five of my new super-duper-alley-ooper sugar supreme cupcakes and the first one was so good, I went for another, then another, then another, then another, until finally, I thought, 'Why don't I visit my super-duper-alley-ooper best friend forever Twilight?' because I thought of you when I was eating those cupcakes and--!!'"
Pinkie Pie gasped when she noticed the object Twilight carried in her hoof. "Whoa! Is that a diaper your hoof!? Hey, can I wear it!?"
"What!?" Twilight exclaimed. "Pinkie Pie, you do realize what they're used for, right?"
"Of course silly! Ponies wear them just for fun. Although I haven't seen a mare or stallion wear one of them at all! Except I remember seeing one stallion in the hospital we were at when we visited Rainbow Dash after her accident and you introduced her to Daring Do and--!" Pinkie Pie perked, knowing just now she was going off topic with her discussion. "Heeeeyyy! You never answered my question! Can I get inside that diaper?"
"Why do you even want in my diaper?" inquired Twilight.
"Oh, you were about to wear it." Pinkie answered. "So go ahead, put it on"
Twilight awkwardly sat down on the changing mat. She got ahold of the tube with her magic and powdered the diaper. When she was finished powdering, Twilight began to put the diaper on, with Pinkie watching her intently. "I could still get inside of that while you are wearing it," she said.
Twilight sighed. She knew if she continued to put the diaper on, it would only exhaust herself. Holding the elastic bands open, Pinkie leapt in and Twilight closed the diaper behind her. "Why did you come in here in the first place?" the unicorn asked.
"Friends can't see friends," Pinkie said, making a valid point in the process. She began to fidget around in the diaper as if she enjoyed being in there. "Whoa! This diaper is really soft! Where did you buy it!?"
"At the grocery store. The brand they sold was on sale last week."
"Ooh. Whatever this brand is, it's so soft!"
Pinkie Pie snuggled herself in the diaper. Twilight sighed. Any plans she had to lounge around with the diaper were completely ruined. "What do you want to do now, Pinkie?" she asked.
Pinkie Pe tapped her hoof on her chin and pondered. Then an idea struck her. "Ooh! I know! Let's go see our friends! Although, Applejack told me she had to take care of bucking several apple trees when I passed her on the way here; Rarity told me has a couple of dresses to finish up; Fluttershy is busy tending to some animals. That only leaves Dashie! She said she would be waiting for me at Sugarcube Corner after I came and talked with you. We can go see Dashie first. By the time we're done hanging around with her, we can go see Fluttershy, then Rarity, then Applejack..."
"Great plan but..."
"Oh you really think so!?" Pinkie Pie interrupted. "You know, I was thinking maybe Applejack would be done before Rarity and we should go see her first, but I'm on the fence about that. But then again, if Fluttershy is already done taking care of her animals before they're finished, then maybe we should go see her."
"Pinkie Pie--"
"Aww, it doesn't matter! I guess we can go see whoever's done first!"
"PINKIE PIE!!" Twilight shouted. Pinkie abruptly stopped talking as Twilight took a moment to catch her breath. " Pinkie Pie...please...slow down...and let me get in a few words."
"Okie dokie lokey."
"The first problem is my diaper. My diaper was made to be taped for several hours. In fact, it'll keep shut tight until I go to bed. Until then, you'll be stuck inside, alright?"
"Alright..."
"The second problem is our friends. We can't really talk to our friends like this while we're in this diaper. Even if we somehow manage to get the other four ponies into this diaper, moving around would be difficult. It'll be too heavy to carry everypony around town.
"Thirdly..." Twilight thought for a moment. She wondered if she should tell Pinkie about how normal ponies use diapers to defecate and/or urinate inside. But then again, since Pinkie Pie was with her, then the party pony would be in for quite the surprise later. "I have to reapply the powder later."
"How much do I slow you down?" Pinkie asked.
"Not a whole lot." Twilight answered with a shrug. Then she perked, knowing now what Pinkie Pie was implying. "Oh, I see. You're the one who does most of the moving around, and in doing so, it's barely weighing me down. Still, we have to consider points one and three."
"Oh, don't worry! I already got those two covered!" Pinkie Pie pulled into her mane and brought a spare tube of powder out, nearly identical to Twilight's brand "I already have powder on me in case I need to change the twins' diapers," she said. "Reapplying it will be easy..."
"Okay," Twilight said. "But what about my first point? How are you considering that?"
"Oh, that?" Pinkie replied with a giggle. "All we have to do is find a way to somehow eat them! Then they'll fit all snuggly-wuggly in this diaper."
"WHAT!?" Twilight blurted. "PINKIE PIE, ARE YOU INSANE!?"
"Oh, no, no, no, no, no! It does works!" Pinkie assured quickly. "Everpony's doing it these days!!"
"Oh, really!?" Twilight snapped. "Like who? Name one pony who eats other ponies and fits them in a diaper!"
"Lyra Heartstrings. She does it to Bon Bon all the time."
"Lyra Heartstring?" Twilight asked skeptically, earning a nod from Pinkie Pie.
"Are you sure about that?" Twilight asked again. Another nod and an "mm-hmm" earned from Pinkie Pie.
"Are you positive?"
"Cross my heart, hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye," Pinkie said, repeating the said options.
Twilight sighed and facehoofed herself. "Alright, if you say so. Let's go."
"Oh boy!" Pinkie yelped. "This is gonna be fun!"
Twilight rolled her eyes. She slipped on her saddle bags and trotted out of the door to the library, Pinkie Pie comfy and cozy inside of Twilight's diaper. When they headed out of the Golden Oaks Library, they were finally ready to find their friends. The first of their desired friends was Ponyville's tomboy Pegasus, Rainbow Dash.

Chapter 2 In which Twilight's Concerns are addressed

Twilight made her trip down to Sugarcube Corner, Pinkie Pie snuggled in the diaper with her. Twilight readied her telepathic powers as she began to address a couple of concerns with the bubbly pink pony. "Pinkie Pie? What are we gonna do if somepony else saw me in a diaper in public?" she asked. "Once we get to Sugarcube Corner, Mr. and Mrs. Cake will the both of us in the diaper."
Pinkie Pie giggled with a snort. "Oh, don't you worry about your eggy-weggy egghead, Twilight," she reassured. "Mr. and Mrs. Cake are already on their to Canterlot for a cake delivery. They left just this morning before I came to see you. You should really relax once in a while, you know?"
Pinkie Pie wriggled slightly in the diaper into a much comfortable position. "You know, I've never been in a diaper like this before," she chirped. "Well not since I was a little foal when Mom and Dad put me and Inky and Blinky into the same diaper by accident. Now I'm stuck in a diaper with my bestest friend in the whole wide world, Twilight Sparkle!"
The aforementioned unicorn grunted. "Oh, come on, Twilight. You've really gotta try new things. Live life a little more," Pinkie giggled. "Why, I remember when you first had my cupcake! If you never tried that cup--."
"If I never tried that cupcake, then I'd have never met you," Twilight interjected brashly. "And if I never met you this morning, then I wouldn't have to be stuck with you in this diaper, forcing me to eat our own friends because you say that's the only way to fit them all in this diaper!"
In a split moment, Twilight regretted ever speaking those words. Pinkie's mane went from puffy bright pink into a straightened grayish tone, all in a single audible poof. Pinkie even sniffed, her blue eyes expanding and moistening with tears.
"Oh, Pinkie Pie! I'm sorry!" Twilight yelped apologetically. "It's just that I'm really apprehensive about trying this out! I just don't want our friends hurt while we're doing this!"
"It's alright, Twilight. I understand," Pinkie said, wiping a tear from her eyes. "I know how you feel about trying new stuff out. You remember when you first came to Ponyville, right? You didn't wanna make friends because you were too busy looking for ways to stop Nightmare Moon from returning. Well, look where you're at now. You're here with me on this beautiful day, stuck in the same diaper!"
Twilight stifled a giggle. "Yeah, I suppose you're right about that," she said. She then spotted Sugarcube Corner as she came around the corner of a building. "Well, this is it. We're here."
Twilight and Pinkie Pie made to the giant gingerbread house they called Ponyville's premiere sweet shop and bakery. They went inside the building. There wasn't very much customers in the lounging areas, considering the Cakes being out to deliver their cake for Canterlot. The only mare that remained inside Sugarcube Corner was Rainbow Dash, who snored so loud, she would wake up the twins from the upstairs.
Twilight felt uncertain about her own friends. She snuck into the bathroom to quietly address one more concern to her pink passenger. "Pinkie, I'm really nervous about this. I've never eaten a pony before, let alone a full-sized one. I don't know if I can even open my mouth wide enough to eat Rainbow Dash. And what if she wakes up grumpy? How am I supposed to start eating a pony anywhere?"
Pinkie chuckled her signature giggle, quietly this time. "That's easy, silly. You start with the head, then you make your down to their front hooves. Once you've made your way to the rear hooves, then you're done! It's easy!"
"I still don't know, Pinkie" Twilight replied. "What if I accidentally choke on her, or even hurt her by mistake?"
Twilight felt her head tapped by Pinkie's reassuring pats on her head. "Don't worry, silly-willy, you'll do fine. This is the safest way I know to get our friends into this diaper. If Dashie wakes up grumpy in your tummy, then let her get all Mrs. Grumpy Pants. She'll get over it eventually."
"But I've never eaten anything bigger than a whole orange before, Pinkie."
"Twilight? Look in the mirror," Pinkie instructed. Twilight gazed into the mirror and opened her mouth the widest she could. "Now, do you see your dangly little ball at the back of your mouth?"
"You mean my uvula? Yes."
"Is that what it's called?" Pinkie Pie asked, raising an eyebrow in confusion. "Gee. I thought that was the part of the body where you would identify a newborn colt from a foal."
"Pinkie..."
"Hmm?" Then Pinkie perked, remembering where she got off-track with her thoughts. "Oh, right. See, if you can see that... you-view-la... at the back of your mouth in a mirror, then your mouth is wide enough to swallow a pony whole. If you can get it wider enough, you might even swallow a pony like Rainbow Dash with ease."
"Are you sure about that?"
"Does my Pinkie Sense lie about everything?"
Twilight couldn't argue with that. She opened the bathroom door just a crack until she could see Rainbow Dash snoozing on the table. She looked back to Pinkie Pie, still uncertain about the process. "I just hope you're right about this," she whispered.
Twilight slowly and quietly trotted up to Rainbow Dash, looking both ways for any signs of other ponies nearby. There was nopony else around, which was good. Rainbow Dash was also a heavy sleeper, which was even better. Before Twilight opened her mouth, the sky blue pegasus snorted in her sleep, followed with her head turning towards her direction flickering her eyes a little. Twilight reeled back, knowing that Rainbow Dash was going to wake up.
Then she drooped her head back on the table, continuing to snore like a horse. Twilight sighed with relief and wiped the sweat from her forehead. Now that the preparatory phase was over, she was reluctantly but ready to begin.
Sighing through her nostrils, Twilight calmed herself as much as she could. Still, the whole idea made her nervous. She didn't want Rainbow Dash hurt in any other way, but Pinkie Pie said this was the only way to share the tight living space in her diaper. The latter pony even brought popcorn to guzzle down while Twilight would do the same to Rainbow Dash.
"Here goes nothing," she thought. Twilight opened her mouth wide like she did in the bathroom, though a few inches wider than before until her bottom jaw touched the table. Carefully placing her hooves on Rainbow Dash's head, Twilight slowly dragged the pegasus' face into her maw. Her multicolored mane tickled the roof of her mouth, and it took all the willpower Twilight had not to gag or throw up.
But the hardest part was over.
Rainbow Dash's head was successfully inserted into her mouth.
Twilight then inserted Rainbow Dash's body into her mouth. She folded her wings down to fit in her mouth, but they were successful in getting plaque from places hard to reach between her teeth. A large, pony-sized bulge began to form from the outside Twilight's esophagus, complete with a series of audible, sickly gulps as it slowly traveled down her throat. As she swallowed the ticklish wings, Rainbow Dash slowly woke up to her hot and wet environment before Twilight slurped up the colorful tail and gave one final swallow. She felt the tomboy pony slowly enter her stomach, which expanded as she landed on the floor from inside her fleshy prison.
"Alright, I'll bite! Did somepony just eat me while I was sleeping!?" Rainbow Dash yelled, her voice muffled from the outside of Twilight's tummy. "I'm serious! Who the heck just ate me while I was sleeping!?"
"I-I-I-It was... me?" Twilight responded meekly.
"Twilight!? Did you just eat me!?" Rainbow Dash asked. "I didn't know you were into eating other ponies!"
"No, but I just happened to show her the path of righteousness, young Dashie!" Pinkie stated like a dojo master.
"Pinkie Pie!? You were the one who influenced her into swallowing me!?" Rainbow Dash barked. "Wait, what am I saying? Of course you would influence her! You're the only pony I know who put three ponies in the hospital because you tried to teach them the ways of that 'wall-breaking' ability of yours! But Twilight, why would you even let her do that to you!?"
"It's umm... complicated," Twilight answered.
"Complicated. Right," Rainbow Dash complained. "Listen, are you gonna let me out or what? 'Cause it's getting hot in here."
"I will, but not at the moment," Twilight stated. "Right now, I have to go see the rest of the girls first."
"Oh, great. Who do you have left to swallow up, hmm?"
"Well, Fluttershy, Rarity and Applejack all in that order." Twilight rubbed and patted her bulging tummy before she lowered the side of her head onto it. "Listen, I appreciate that you're taking this rather well, Rainbow Dash. I'm really sorry that I have to put you through all of this."
"Hey, I maybe confused right now, but I'm sure you had a good reason for putting me in your stomach."
"Yeah. A good reason," Twilight muttered. She turned to Pinkie Pie, her mind fogged with doubt but was calm, nonetheless. "Okay, Pinkie, I ate Rainbow Dash like you wanted me to. Although I'm afraid to say it, but it didn't feel all that bad, initially. So how long will it take for her to get through my digestive system?"
Pinkie Pie pondered the answer with a single long hum. "About 8 hours maximum. We'd better go see Fluttershy next while the timing is still good. Hopefully, she'll take the experience a whole lot better than Dashie in there did."
"Hey! I took it just fine, alright!?"
"It doesn't matter now," Twilight said, ending the slight squabble. "We're going to Fluttershy's next. Still, you make a pretty valid point, Pinkie. Fluttershy usually doesn't take it well when she sees an animal eating another animal."
"Oh, don't worry," Pinkie said slyly. "Once she goes through your stomach, it might change her mind completely."
Twilight sighed. "Alright, then. Let's go." With that said, Twilight trotted out of Sugarcube Corner, Pinkie Pie stuffed in her diaper and Rainbow Dash stuffed in her undulating belly. They headed straight for the edge of the Everfree Forest, where Fluttershy's cabin awaited. Their next task to complete was swallowing the timid pegasus mare.

Chapter 3: In which Twilight heads to Fluttershy's Cabin

The trek to Fluttershy's cabin had begun. Twilight was carrying two passengers along with her on this baffling journey. One of those passengers was Pinkie Pie, snuggled warm and comfy in Twilight's diaper. The other was Rainbow Dash, slumping down in her hot, humid and moist environment that was Twilight's stomach. All of them took the time of wondering, trying to answer some questions lingering in their mind, none of them said aloud.
Twilight was still plagued by her doubts about Pinkie Pie wanting her to eat her friends. This got her seriously thinking. "What isn't Pinkie Pie telling me more about eating my friends? What did she leave out when she told me how Bon Bon and Lyra did this? What if I digest my friends by mistake? What'll Fluttershy, Applejack and Rarity think of this?"
Inside the fleshy hold of Twilight's stomach, Rainbow Dash had questions of her own to answer. "Is Pinkie Pie somewhere deeper in Twilight's digestive system? Was she outside with Twilight? What'll her stomach acids do to me? More importantly, why the buck did Pinkie Pie seriously influence Twilight into doing this?"
Then there was Pinkie Pie. Her mind was rattled with many crazy thoughts, but only a couple of them were questions. "I wonder what Twilight and Dashie are thinking? I wonder what Rarity, Applejack and Fluttershy will think about this? Oooooh! I can't wait to see everypony come out the other end! That way, we'll all be in the same diaper!"
Pinkie then thought about the softness of Twilight's diaper. Snuggling into the squishy but comfy fabric, Pinkie envisioned how her friends will be having fun inside the diaper, just like her. "I hope Rarity will like it," she thought as she slipped completely into the diaper, leaving the top of her mane exposed.
Through the lining of trees and near the border of the Everfree Forest, Twilight and the other mares silently made it to Fluttershy's cabin. Nearby, they spotted the said pegasus finishing with feeding food for her animals. Twilight ducked behind a couple of bushes to avoid being spotted and watched as Fluttershy was tending to the needs of her animal friends. Most of the animals were asleep in the yard, resting easy after a good meal was provided to them.
As soon as Fluttershy finished feeding the last ferret its fish, she flew to her door and entered her cabin. Twilight lit her horn and cast a silencing spell around the area of her stomach, so that Rainbow Dash couldn't listen in on her conversation with Pinkie Pie. Finally, she turned to the pink pony, wriggling deep in the diaper for extra comfort.
"Pinkie Pie, I know you've heard me say this before, but really I'm not sure about eating Fluttershy," she said in a somber tone. "Fluttershy is the most kind and caring pony we all know. It just doesn't feel right eating her and such."
"Oh, Twilight. When are you gonna stop worrying your little eggy-weggy head about this?" Pinkie chortled. "It's all in good, clean fun. Besides, I'm sure she wont mind you eating her whole. Just a few quick gulps and you'll have her in your stomach in no time."
Twilight groaned and rubbed her forehoof.
"I still don't know about this."
"It'll be fine, Twilight. Trust me. Have I led you down the wrong path before?"
Twilight shot Pinkie a deadpanning look.
"Well, okay. Maybe a couple of times," Pinkie admitted. "But the point is, don't be afraid to try thos again. Just knock on the door and ask her politely to eat her. It's simple."
Twilight sighed.
"I just hope you're right about this," she said, knocking on the door.
From the inside of Fluttershy's cabin, hoofsteps were heard coming close to the door. The door swung open, revealing Fluttershy at the front door. Oddly enough, she never took notice of Twilight's diaper, her pudgy belly or the tuft of pink peeking over the hem of the diaper. But, nevertheless, she was happy to see her friend outside of her door.
"Oh, umm.... hello, Twilight. What brings you here?" Fluttershy sweetly asked.
"Hello, Fluttershy. Do you mind if I come in?" Twiilight asked.
"Oh, not at all. Please do come in." Twilight smiled weakly as she trotted inside the cabin. Fluttershy closed the door behind her and trotted over to Twilight. Again, she never noticed Twilight's round belly or her diaper... or the pink pony's mane poking from out of that diaper. "So, what brings you here, Twilight? Is Spike sick again?"
"No, actually. I have a..." Twilight paused. "...a request for you."
"Oh? What kind of request?"
"Well, I know this may sound like a strange request, but..." Twilight rubbed her forehoof to maintain her security. "Would you mind if I eat you?"
Fluttershy perked her head up. A look of confusion and surprise ran across her face. "Okay, I know that sounds strange, Fluttershy," Twilight stammered. "But Pinkie Pie told me it was a good idea and I thought it was a bad idea and..."
"Oh no, actually. It sounds like a great idea," Fluttershy said with interest. "I don't see any problem in fulfilling a request for my friends. Also, I've always wondered what it was like going in the inside of a pony."
As mild as Fluttershy's voice was, Twilight could unpleasantly tell she was getting excited over this. She even fluttered in the air while she felt this joyous emotion before she set herself on the ground. "Umm... do you need me to help with anything to make this easier for you?" Fluttershy asked.
Twilight took a moment to think it over, tapping her chin in the process. "Well, if you can lie down on a flat surface, that would be greatly appreciated."
"Ummm... we can use my bed."
"That could work."
"Okay."
Twilight and Fluttershy both walked upstairs to her bedroom. The former kept her distance behind Fluttershy as she marched ahead, still not noticing the physical changes on Twilight. As they made it to the bedroom, Fluttershy laid belly-down on her bed, flat as a sheet. Once again, Twilight felt a twinge of nervousness for her gentle friend.
"Are you sure about this?"
"I'll do anything for a friend, Twilight. Even if it's so strange and so exhilarating like your requested." Fluttershy closed her eyes gently. "Okay, I'm ready."
Twilight breathed deeply. She opened her mouth wide enough to fit Fluttershy's head inside. Just like with her first time with Rainbow Dash, Twilight slowly dragged the pegasus's body into her whole mouth, the head starting to slowly drag into the entrance of Twilight's esophagus. A large pegasus bulge began to travel down the unicorn's throat while a few sickly gulps helped to push Fluttershy deeper into the esophagus.
Twilight made it to the wings. They were unfurled to their full capacity, thus rendering them unable to enter Twilight's mouth. With her throat stuffed with a whole pegasus pony, Twilight cast a telepathy spell and began to speak to Fluttershy with her own mind.
"Fluttershy? Fluttershy, can you hear me?" Twilight asked.
"Twilight? Is that you?"
"Yeah. I'm using a telepathy spell right now to speak to you through our minds," Twilight explained. "Anyway, I need you to close your wings for me. I can't really swallow you down if your wings are in the way."
"Oh. Okay. Sorry."
Fluttershy closed wings and brought them to her sides. Twilight brought those wings into her mouth, then easily gulped down the rest of Fluttershy's body. After Twilight swallowed down Fluttershy's long and extensive tail, she lifted the silencing spell and listened in on the conversation going on in her beach-ball sized belly.
"Hey, Fluttershy. Did Twilight eat you too?" Rainbow Dash asked.
"Oh, yes. It was such an incredibly wonderful experience, her throat felt like a massage going down," Fluttershy replied happily.
"Really? Well, I was asleep while she was swallowing me down."
"Well, Twilight asked if she could eat me whole and I ultimately said yes."
"WHAT!? You got Twilight's permission to eat you!?"
"I've never really been eaten by a pony before."
"Oh, for the love of--"
Twilight switched on the silencing spell again, cutting off the voices of Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy from within her stomach. She turned to Pinkie Pie, now hidden from the world from within her diaper. With a roll of her eyes and the lighting of her horn, Twilight cast the telepathy spell and attempted to communicate with Pinkie Pie.
"Okay, Pinkie. I've just swallowed Fluttershy down," Twilight said. "Now we have Applejack and Rarity left."
"Really? That explains why you're talking to me right now than later," said Pinkie Pie. "Hold on a minute! Am really I talking to you with my head?"
"Yes, Pinkie. It's called telepathy. It's like talking to each other through our minds."
"Wow! This is so cool, I have my own echo in here! Echo! ECHO!"
"Pinkie Pie? Back on subject here?" Twilight asked telepathically.
"Hmm? Oh, right. Anyway, you've still got a job to do. You have plenty of time left to get our friends together so we can all fit in this diaper."
"How much time do I have left?"
"About 7 hours, 45 minutes left?"
"How are you so precise with the timing, Pinkie?"
"I'm wearing a watch, silly!"
"Oh. Right." Twilight shook her head. "Anyway, we'd better get to Rarity's place. It's gonna be really difficult, considering the fact that she's a unicorn with horn on her head."
Twilight heard Pinkie Pie giggle in her mind. "Don't worry about that, Twilight. You just need to avoid getting your throat hit by Rarity's horn. That's why you should consider swallowing her at a precise angle."
"I'll think about that."
"I'm sure you will in the meantime. Ooh, ooh! You know, it just occurred to me that you have me in your diaper and both Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash in your stomach! You know what that means!? It means that a pony in a diaper is worth two in the belly! Hee, hee, hee, hee, hee!"
Twilight stifled a giggle, not wanting to Pinkie Pie to hear her reaction to her play on the classic idiom. Cutting off her telepathy spell, Twilight trotted outside of Fluttershy's cabin, closing the door behind her before she ventured onto the Carousel Boutique. As she made her way to Rarity's home, Twilight considered that the next ponies she would have to eat were probably going to be the easiest ponies she's ever eaten, as well as the hardest. After all, with a horn on top of Rarity's head, Twilight had to be careful not to choke on that horn...
...or worse.