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Parody of Aerosmith's 'Walk This Way'. A glimpse into the pandemic paper pandemonium |
Covid’s comin’ and I’m hidin’ under covers Tryin' to keep gram and grampy safe They say don’t leave your home just sit there all alone 'Til everybody’s completely insane You’re your kids new teacher and a warden and a preacher Thinkin' of the old days that you want back Cause there’s nothin' else to do except starin’ at your crew Wanna give em all a little smack like that But one day you see I got a bit o’ diarrhea Sittin' with feet stickin' up in the air I reached down for the TP and I got a little weepy When I found there was nothin' there So I took a big chance in my pajama pants I was gonna go shopping that day There was a Walmart greeter told me stay away at least a meter If you’re talkin' would ya please not spray He told me to shop this way, Talk don’t spray Shop this way, Don’t talk moistly He told me to shop this way, Talk don’t spray Shop this way, Don’t talk moistly Just put on a mask Like that Down the one way aisle I was creepin' to the TP Just hopin’ there was something for me But there were three young farts just a’loadin' up their carts Enough to last em an eternity I knew I was gonna lose it, said use don’t abuse it Everybody’s gotta deal with their crap That’s when they were gonna run and I didn’t have my gun So I gave em all a little slap Like that My rage was cookin' and I was fish-hookin' Gouging eyeballs and a’pullin' hair Fists started swingin' and the dirty words were slingin' Who I hurt I really didn’t care I sifted through the wreckage and found myself a package To the covidiots down on the floor Said we’re all one nation use everything in moderation Take what ya need but don’t take no more And I told them to shop this way, Talk don’t spray Shop this way, Don’t talk moistly I told em to shop this way, Talk don’t spray Shop this way, Don’t talk moistly |