A soothsayer makes a wrongheaded prediction. |
In the heart of Kentucky one bright April day, I encountered a soothsayer prating away. She said, “You’ll never leave Harlan alive again.” “How could you righty know this?” I asked with disdain. With an arrogant nose titled up to the sky, she proceeded to answer my strident reply: “I am gifted to know what tomorrow will be using tarot cards and crystal ball naturally.” Then I grinned as contempt pinched a nerve in my arm when my bullshit detector cried out with alarm. “Is this snake-oil madness in mystical woo?” “Is performing as charlatan best can do?” She replied as she then did a tambourine dance: “I’m Dark Lady, young man, and to see is my lance as the clouds of the future become crystal clear;” “Unto me super-nature will always appear!” I then patted Dark Lady, babushka on head trying hard not to sink to the dawn of the dead. There are children aplenty who never grow up in a permanent state of infernal disrupt. That was six weeks ago and from Harlan I went on a business trip west with my senses half spent. I waved bye to Dark Lady from Delta’s Jet flight hoping one day she would see reality’s light. 24 Lines Anapestic Tetrameter Writer’s Cramp 5-28-20 |