Chocolate!!

Am not a fancy person, don't demand much
A big ole chocolate cake and Johnny Depp to touch!
Don't want steak or fancy cuts of fancy meat,
don't ask for meals that are for the ultra-elite

Remember the first bite of chocolate I ate...
it sealed my future and settled my fate
Never had much use for boys or men,
saw Johnny and knew right there and then

They all told me I would change with age,
but I have managed to stay on the same page
Tried every sweet man has ever made
but the taste of each has managed to fade

So, leave me, please, with my choices,
I don't want to hear your noisome voices
A big hunk of frosted chocolate cake
and dreams of Johnny are what I'll take