Weed Widow

The weeds are his arch-enemy. He is dedicated to a beautiful lawn.

I have a husband who loves the outdoors.
He relishes the look of a well kept yard.
He sees a weed and goes berzerk
Hoping his reputation has not been marred.

Weed widow, weed widow do not cry
The yard will be beautiful, you cannot deny
Your husband is set on a wonderful lawn
Your neighbors will be jealous since their weeds aren't gone.

.He spends some hours on just one spot
His eyes can see each single weed
His hands move quickly to grasp the plant
Then jerks it out with unbelievable speed.

Weed widow, weed widow do not cry
The yard will be beautiful, you cannot deny
Your husband is set on a wonderful lawn
Your neighbors will be jealous since their weeds aren't gone.

There are times when he's outside for hours on end
He is there from early morning to beat the heat
Then after a bag has been filled to the top
He gets a new one like a super athlete

Weed widow, weed widow do not cry
The yard will be beautiful, you cannot deny
Your husband is set on a wonderful lawn
Your neighbors will be jealous since their weeds aren't gone.