Whatever

Contest entry for "Whatever" contest

Open Prompt: Write a poem 15 lines or less, Structured or Free Verse, on the topic of your choosing.
Written for "The Whatever Contest." "The Whatever Contest -- Closed for Now" 

Word/Line Count: 15 or less

I always knew it was true
I always was the best
I could always irritate you
I knew how to be a pest.

I always could make you mad
I would say one word
It would always tick you off
Yet it seemed so absurd.

I would make you want to pommel me
I would simply say "Whatever"
You always thought of nonchalantly
Your emotions it would sever!