An off-season camping trip (Winner, Cramp!) |
How do I tell her that I love her? How do I show how much I care? I know - she enjoys camping I'll take her to camp, and propose there! I hope she likes the ring I've bought I don't know much about jewelry The only thing I'm good at choosing Is the stuff you get in a brewery! Okay - tent, backpack, sleeping bags There's nothing I've forgotten The picnic basket's in the car We're really going to have some fun. We have the camp ground to ourselves And there's a good reason This isn't peak time for outdoors In short, it's off-season. We're going to be here three days I'll propose on the second One day to warm up, another to celebrate That's the way I've reckoned. I'm not good with pegs and ropes She's worked to put up the tent It's okay, she enjoys camping The opportunity is heaven-sent. We'd eaten the dinner my Mom packed Now we're watching the sky The stars, the moon, the fluffy clouds Look down on this girl and guy. Everything is quiet and still There's no one for miles around We kiss, we cuddle, soon we're naked Making love on the soft, grassy ground. We don't notice the clouds get black We don't hear the thunder rumbling We're only aware of the storm When the icy rain comes tumbling. She catches a cold, we must go home "Atishoo! What's that? Atishoo!" I'm down on my knees with the ring "Atishoo! Yes, I'll marry youuuuu." |