Honoring our veterans with a little humor |
| What do you call a soldier, they say, Who has survived mustard gas and pepper spray? I say that’s a well-seasoned vet all the way. What do you call a soldier they say? What do you call a soldier man, Who now’s a well-seasoned veteran? I'd say he is a tough guy with a tan. What do you call a soldier man? What do you call a soldier, tough guy, Who has a rifle upon his thigh? A very good shot far and nigh! What do you call a soldier, tough guy? What do you call a soldier, Hotshot, Who's been digging trenches when it's hot? I think he might be experiencing a bit of rot. What do you call a soldier hotshot? What do you call a soldier, dude, Who's fighting in the feud? A man with a winning attitude! What do you call a soldier Dude? What do you call a soldier, stranger, Who puts himself in danger? Could this be an Army Ranger? What do you call a soldier stranger? What do you call a soldier, citizen, Who will give his life for women and men? He’d better be a well-honored veteran times ten! What do you call a soldier, citizen? Notes ▶︎ |