Recipe

One drop of mud, one scoop of sand,
Two belly buttons, fresh or canned.
A half a cup of liquid soap,
Some Holy water from the Pope.
Optional: a slice of meat.
Now stir it with your unwashed feet.
And let it sit for just a minute,
Then pick your nose and toss it in it.
Heat it up and let it bake:
My little sister's birthday cake!