A Slice of Pi

Pi are squared.
But
should “pi” not be
“pie”?
Unlike pi, pies are round
and flaky and filled with something tasty, like cherries.
While pi
the number has no actual shape,
but a mathematical value that
can be used
to find a circle's area.
So if you want to find the area
of a cherry pie, you just measure its radius
(not its ulna), square it, and multiply that by
pi, a number that doesn't taste at all like
it contains cherries.