Limericks

Little Hank

There was a young fellow named Hank,
On his mother he played a prank.
She opened the door.
Water fell to the floor.
And so the poor fellow got spanked.

Notes: anapestic meter, rhyme aabba


Since this is so short, I've two on one page. Only one per page in contest.

Little Farm

There once was a farm in Scottsville,
They had a big barn and a cornfield.
With girls and boys
Who made lots of noise,
It never sounded like Dullsville.