Chris-Chan's Mortgage troubles

It is early 2018, and you have recently gotten some scary emails from some people. One of them claims that he currently has a giant laser cannon on the moon, aimed right at Cwcville! He says that if you try to send Sonichu or anyone to him, he will fire the laser and annihilate all of Cwcville! In a panic, you ask what must be done and he tells you that you must start sending him gift cards as well as Steam codes. You comply and begin your expensive quest to save your imaginary town!

In March 2018, you were in bed asleep, thinking about the next convention to go to, when you are rudely woken up by your mother! She yells at you because she checked her bank account online with Bank of America and saw that about $6000 has just been spent in the past month! She asks where the Hell it go and you tell her that it had to be done for the safety of Cwcville! Your mother than snaps and yells at you some more for the rest of the day!

Midway through April, you wake up one day after a stressful night and start to head to the "work room." You go in there, expecting to play another round of Mario Kart 8, but then discovered that your Wii and Wii U has gone missing. That's strange, you could of sworn they were just right here yesterday! As you frantically start to look for your gaming consoles in the horde, your mother sticks her head in and tells you that she needs to talk to you about something. You tell her "Not now, I am busy right now." She then insists that it's important and she wants to talk to you right now! You again tell her that you are busy looking for your gaming consoles and she tells you that after the conversation, you will know EXACTLY where the consoles are at. You sigh and say fine before going into her room. You then ask what is it and she starts to talk. "Christian, as you know, we have a mortgage on the house with Seterus, meaning at the end of each month, we have to have a certain amount of money ready to be used to pay for the mortgage. Unfortunately, we didn't make the cut this month. Therefore, sacrifices had to be made, and I will make sacrifices again if I have to in the future to keep the mortgage at bay! With this in mind, I decided to slip into your room, took your Wii and Wii U, took them to a Pawn Shop, and sold them for Mortgage money!" You were absolutely shocked with what you just heard! Your own mother grabbing your video game consoles and selling them to please the greedy assholes at Seterus! You ask why the Hell she would do that and she responds with, "Christian, the mortgage COMES FIRST when we get money." "No it's not mother!" "Yes it is Christian, it comes first, IT ALWAYS COMES FIRST! That mortgage statement dictates whether or not we have a ROOF OVER OUR HEADS OR NOT!" She yells angrily. "Now, if you want to be able to play video games again, I suggest you PICK UP THE PACE ON THE EBAY SALES TO KEEP THE BILLS PAID!" You then let out a huge sigh before you storm into your bedroom, blood boiling at it's highest!

In May, despite your best efforts, the assholes of Seterus contacts you again, and tells you that if two payments are not made to them this month, THEY WILL FORECLOSE ON YOUR HOUSE! You and your mother went into a blind panic and made videos left and right, demanding people send in money to help pay off the mortgage! Even though a miracle comes through and you get quite a bit of money, your mother becomes a bitch again and spends the leftover money on the rest of the bills! THAT GREEDY BITCH! THAT MONEY WAS TO BE USED AT BRONYCON, NOT THE BILLS!

Eventually, Bronycon comes along and, without telling your mother, decided to hide some money to spend at Bronycon that year. Even though you came back flat broke, you were still quite happy to have fun at Bronycon! Your happiness ended however when your mother bitches up a storm about all the bills piling up and how she just got a call from the electric company, threatening to cut off power if the bill isn't paid soon!

Even to this day, you are still pissed at the Idea Guys and will one day, TOTALLY make them fork back over the $6000!