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A lazy, summer day I'm sitting On a park bench Reading news articles From the internet On my cell phone. H. P. Lovecraft, He funded with Stephen King, Which he called King A weenie, Which who's the better Horror writer. And, it was discovered That H. P. Lovecraft is Abholos, Devoured in the Mist Of the Great Old Ones In his fiction. Stephen King quoted: "I didn't know. It's like that I'm one of the vampires In Salem's Lot, And then I started to write About it in the novel. And, He had no Other comments. Killing people, As a monster, And then, He writes about it As H. P. Lovecraft For all these years, And he calls Another writer A weenie. Monsters are Childish sometimes. Cans and bottles From soda machines Started to Fly up and kill People in various Parts of the world. The cans and bottles Drop down And start flying Out of the machine Like a missile With flames Coming out Of the bottom Of the can and bottle. Said one expert On vending machines. It shouldn't do that. You shouldn't be hit On the head with A metal can Or a plastic bottle of soda. Look like I'm going to The gas station Convenience store To buy soft drinks. Frankenstein's monster Is stumping For the Grand Concil In the Swiss Canton of Vaud. The monster Is going by the name Of Adam Frankenstein, And he claims that He's the ancestor Of Victor Frankenstein Who created the Eight foot tall Monster In the 1720's From spare parts In his lavatory, And his creation Killed him. Other candidates Claimed that He was the monster Because he was Eight foot tall. He was the monster What do you expect When your a eight foot Three hundred year old Monster stumping for Public office. You think that They won't notice, Fella. That's it. I'm leaving. It's been a great Looking through The internet On my cell phone, But it's time to leave, Good bye. |