Predicting the weather |
I am the whether lady I tell you WHETHER it'll be sunny or rainy 'Coz I'm so brainy!! I'm the weather lady I predict the WEATHER Is it going to snow? Ask me, I know! It's going to be dry all week I'm saying now What? There's flooding in the streets? It's pouring, and how! The sun is going to shine Don't carry an umbrella What? The raindrops are pattering Down on every gal and every fella? There aren't going to be any clouds Darkening the sky What? It's blacker than the night Looks like the clouds do cry! You're not a good whether lady And you certainly don't know the weather All of us are soaked through And running around for shelter!! Have you forgotten what month it is? Have you forgotten the rule? I knew all along that the rain wouldn't stop I just wanted to say APRIL FOOL! So we choose next month Whether to believe what you say? About the weather, my dears, Believe me you MAY! And the month after, Will your predictions be a boon? Yes, yes, I'm always right in the month of JUNE. It's only April that I pick To play a little trick and make you wonder Now - get in - there goes the thunder! |