O'Rocky the cat will win his girl |
If I were you I would not laugh, or scoff at cat's condition For sometimes truth's not as you think, It's often stranger than fiction Now this cat will tell his story, please, it’s neither grim nor gory Yet it has a certain glory, if you’ll stay to hear “The Tail” Of a boxer named O’Rocky, not a dog you stupid donkey But our kitty who loves Roxy, that foxy, sexy gal See, he works as an enforcer, collecting debts for “Claws” McForster Who’s a loan shark and a mobster and the top cat in his town Claws has eyes for sweet Miss Roxy, but O’Rocky, he’s got moxy Boss or not that neutered kitty shark Will have no Roxy tail Enter tiger striped Apollo Breed, In town to fight the fight That will keep him in the record books, that cat has quite a right! O’Rocky jogs both day and night, he claws the post till noon He runs with weights tied to his tail, his muscles grow and bloom Fight night arrives, the time has come, O’Rocky's love is true The Rock holds Roxy in his heart, He’ll win his Russian Blue The kitties leap from rope to canvas entering the ring, they prance and jab (they’re warming up) they’re readying to spring Go Rock! yells Mick (a tabby cat who’s coaching Rock to fame) Apollo says, dis cat is mine - he looks a little tame They ring the bell, the round is one, the kitties hiss and leap, O’Rocky rights and lefts and jabs - Apollo seems asleep! But suddenly Apollo wakes, and takes the fight to Rock they snarl and meow and let fur fly, the stadium doth rock Our hero hesitates at first but knows what he must do, he retracts his claws and draws guffaws and fans begin to boo O’Rocky loops his tail round and yanks Creed off his feet, Then whips him senseless whilst he’s yelling (Roxxxy!!) in relief So now you see the truth my friends, there’s no reason to laugh, O’Rocky won his Russian Blue and it was not perchance The moral of this story is (and please don’t call a foul) When you’re a cat who’s after tail you don’t throw in the towel |