Riding the Tilden Park Carousel to the Past for Writer's Cramp |
38 lines When Sam Adams Was a young lad In Berkeley California He decided it was a good idea To smoke a joint While riding the Tlden Park Carosoul Sam Adams said What the hey And partook The Tilden Park Carouse Was an old fashioned Carouse Dating back to the 1900 Before Tilden Park Was established. This was back When smoking a joint Could end up With you spending time In the joint Especially if you were Of the non-white persuasion White boys usually got off as they rode the ride they entered into a time wrap due to the after effects of a secret Time Machine Experiment being conducted at the near by Lawrence Hall of Science At the Cal Campus when they got off the ride they found they were back in 1900 Berkeley having riden the ride on opening day. . On June 16th, 1884, the first roller coaster in the U.S., the "Switchback Railway", opened to customers on Coney Island. For tomorrow, write a poem or story which takes place on a roller coaster. Due June 16th, 2023 before noon, WdC time. === ( Deadline: 21 hours 37 minutes 17 seconds ) Riding the Matterhorn while Smoking a Joint 40 lines When Sam Adams Was a young lad In Berkeley California He went on a senior class trip To the southland To Disneyland They were all about to graduate A final spring fling Eight-hour bus ride Four hours at the park Riding back the next day Several of his classmates Decided it was a good idea To smoke a joint While riding the Matterhorn Sam Adams said What the hey And partook When they got off the ride Slightly high The Disney internal security cops Were all over the place Looking for the culprits Not amused at all This was back When smoking a joint Could end up With you spending time In the joint Especially if you were Of the non-white persuasion White boys usually got off Fortunately for them The Disney cops ever found Who had violated The no-smoking a joint Rule in the park On June 16th, 1884, the first roller coaster in the U.S., the "Switchback Railway", opened to customers on Coney Island. For tomorrow, write a poem or story which takes place on a roller coaster.) |