This is a silly poem. If you're the Cramp judge, you've got to read it. I'm sorry for you! |
(Tune of Old MacDonald had a farm, all capitals to be sung as EIEIO) Once there was a rubber ducky D -- U -- C -- K -- Y!! Mary thought that she was lucky L -- U -- C -- K -- Y!! She had a lamb and now a duck BAA -- BAA -- QUACK -- QUACK -- QUACK In the bath and on her truck BAA -- BAA -- QUACK -- QUACK -- QUACK She had feathers and she had wool QUACK -- QUACK -- BAA -- BAA -- BAA She made pillows, warm and cool QUACK -- QUACK -- BAA -- BAA -- BAA But the feathers were of rubber OH -- I -- DID -- NOT -- KNOW! And that got her into trouble WHERE -- WAS -- SHE -- TO -- GO? She took the lamb to old Mac's farm E - I - E - I - O The duck, in bath, was good and calm E - I - E - I - O She splashed and played and both got clean E - I - E - I - O The best girl and ducky ever seen E - I - E - I - OOOOOOOO. |