Ghost of Christmas Present

“I’m the ghost of Christmas PAAAAAAst,” the actor moaned,” throwing back the white fluff that would have been her hair had she not been a ghost.

“Clank your chain! Remember to clank your chain!” Ms. Poltergeist said. “And stay in character- you were assigned present- you are the ghost of Christmas present.”

Clank. Clankclackclak. “Present. Yes, Ms. Poltergeist,” the actor said.

Hours later, she approached Mr. Scrooge with a big wrapped box. “Mr. Scrooge, you don’t have to celebrate Christmas, but I got you something. You see, I am the ghost of Christmas present.”

Mr. Scrooge said he liked it.