Celebrity - The Writer's Cramp

The Writer's Cramp - 4/28/25 - Clerihew - 4 lines

"I’m the celebrity in town",
Sandra said while I made a frown.
She thinks she is something,
while I know she’s nothing!




The Clerihew is four lines long.
The rhyme scheme is:
A/A/B/B
In the first line you have to name a person; and the second line ends with something that rhymes on that name.
The Clerihew should be funny.
There is no restriction in syllables or meter.