The Alien Invasion

A satirical humour of the sci-fi trope of alien invasions.

The Alien Invasion
Flash fiction, by Thomas Heath


“Those tablets are affecting my shit.”
It was a revolutionary line, spoken by a darling husband to a sexy wife.
“Ahh, the forests and trees news media, dear?”
A strange line of reply. Revolutionary, yes. But still strange.
“Do you have to be such a pig?”
It was a non-strange but just as revolutionary line of reply.
There’d be no time to celebrate it though.
The alien invasion had been reported to have just now begun.
A darling husband. A sexy wife. And the aliens as well.
News media would be proud!