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Lots of pecan pie, maybe some flag football. |
| Whoever saw so many leftovers Generated solely because We ate too much pie And very little else… Cranberry jelly by the gallon And vats of mashed potatoes Covered by tinfoil in the fridge And only crumbs left Of the tasty pecan pie. If indeed Grammy lost her dentures It must have been in the flag football game And they flew out when she tackled aunty To punish her for making too many lumpy mashed potatoes Or was that just something I dreamed When I fell asleep at the table? |