It's A Pearl's World

A Petchabun boy called Pearl,
Was looking to find a new girl,
So he went to Bangkok,
And got a great shock,
When, that night, they started to twirl.

Her dress lifted up,
Revealing the cup,
And a sight he decried,
For she'd tried to hide,
She's not a ewe, but a tup!

Still, all was not lost,
For he just shouldered the cost,
Of one little prick,
And a couple of snips,
And a box, for the parts that were tossed.