Art Critic

Surely a common mistake in the Tate...

Art Critic

"Such bright, sharp colours!"
"The inventive use of line."
"Geometric, concentric, fantastic!"
"Well I've said that all of the time."

"A daring, bold use of contrasts!"
"A poem in pure white and red!"
"One of those wonderful pieces,
That just gets inside of your head!"

"Truly a master of image,
an artist above all the rest."
"Can't you see from the plastic and glasswork,
This piece is just one of the best!"

"A master-piece of simplicity!"
"With colours so vivid and bright!"
         "Um, sirs, If I'm not intruding,"
         "You know that's the fire-alarm, right?"