The Obligatory Sex Poem

I will drop everything
I will run
I will speed
I will break every traffic law
‘Cause there are no stop signs
No red lights
No walls
No barriers
No obstacles nor diversions
That will stand in my way
When you call me up and invite me over
For coffee
And
SEX
Suck fuck lick stick bite all night
SEX
Making love
Making whoopee
Making babies
Making the monster with two backs
SEX
Doing it
Doing the deed
Doing the big nasty
Doing the horizontal tango
SEX
Fantastic bombastic spasmodic multi-orgasmic
SEX
-check it
lips lick / ear lobe to curve of neck / moving on / moving down
down under / underwear/ unclasped and uninhibited
getting naked / getting warmer/ getting hot and getting bothered
getting wet / getting hard / getting it on and getting laid
SEX
All night olympic marathon
SEX
Till your futon feels like a waterbed
SEX
Coming up for air with a face like a glazed doughnut
SEX
DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME
SEX
On top, on your knees, on your back, however you please
SEX
In the bed, on the floor, in the shower
On the table, fuck it, on the kitchen counter
SEX
Bed shaking
Earthquakeing
Record breaking
Legend making
No Faking!
SEX
We’ll have
SEX
Never thought of in the pages of the Kama Sutra or Hustler
Highly intricate
Completely gratifying
Slightly dangerous
And possibly illegal
SEX
And don’t think it’s all about
SEX
It’s about love, too
I love
SEX
With you…
So give me a call sometime
We’ll get coffee