A Thing For Socks

A Sock Hai-cootie

A Thing For Socks

I
I like to smell socks
I guess it’s a strange habit
Get a whiff of this!

II
Dogs like to chew socks
There must be a reason why
I’ll have to try it

III
All day in a shoe
so happy to be set free
only to be tossed

IV
Sock, I’ll be your friend
I’ll let you sleep in my bed
wear you all the time

V
Oh, my pungent sock
Your smell tells me how you feel
I smell your anger

VI
Please don’t be so stiff
You’ll itch and irritate me
Let me smell the love