I hate how loud I snore.
It makes my throat get sore.
Noise bellows from every pore.
More vocal than my neighbor when he scores
and makes his girlfriend scream for more
(although I think that she's a whore
because he pays her at the door).
You'd think we were at war
from the volume of my roar.
My family they deplore
because they can't take it anymore.
"Shut the hell up!" my father swore
when I keep him up til four.
So bash my head in with an oar,
down my throat some water pour,
stuff your ears with junk galore,
FOR
my habit is now lore
MY SNORE I DO ABHOR!
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