Writer's cramp entry for 1/29/04 |
The New Prompt is: According to a newsreport on CNN we are creative when it comes to calling in for a day off... Write a POEM for why you missed a day of Writer's Cramp. Reality...What a Concept The weather doctor said six inches We got twelve. All hail the mighty snowblower The weather doctor said just a dusting We got 6 more inches. All hail the mighty snowblower. Patience’s car got stuck in the driveway Keys in the ignition, car running, door’s locked. All hail the mighty snowblower Patience’s car got stuck again, And again. All hail the mighty snowblower. The weather doctor said four more inches We got eight inches. All hail the mighty snowblower. The weather doctor said storm over. We got six more inches. All hail the mighty snowblower. Patiences car got stuck in the driveway…again. Keys in ignition, car running, door locked…in gear All hail the mighty snowblower. Patience’s car got stuck again…and again And again. All hail the mighty snowblower. Be creative the prompt said Why, when reality is so much better? All hail the mighty snowblower. Twenty four hours to write for the Cramp? You want to hear about cramps? All hail the...awww, give it up already. |