MY DREAM !!!

My Dream.

When I fall asleep at night
I seem to have the strangest dream,
As hard as I might
There’s no stopping it, it’s just plain mean.

The one I have kept close to me,
Starts off very plain,
Then things get creepy,
And so very insane.

Beware of the following lines
As they are somewhat strange
They are filled with scary signs
The come in any order and are never arranged.

This particular one,
Is somewhat scary,
It can be erotic to some,
As this mans chest is quite hairy.

I walk into my reception,
I see a familiar face,
She greets me as I get her attention,
But as I turn the corner my heart starts to race,

A manager at corporate,
Right in front of me,
And then I saw it,
His torso muscle, jutting out grotesquely,

He complains about his terrible pain,
and he takes off his top,
And whilst doing so I see him strain,
I feel sorry for him so I ask him to stop,

All of a sudden the dream turns erotic,
As he began to jump around like a robin,
And this primitive dance he did, was quite hypnotic,

As he danced it is etched into my MEMORY,
I felt like such a clown, but
As His pants began to slip down,
Then I remembered with a frown, his name JEFFEREY!

The sweat on his chest was glistening,
And was severely magnetic,
I tried to carry on listening,
But this was way to dramatic,
To me His pants ceased to be essential,
But we worked together and he was a manger – in fact provincial.
I was starting to get moist,
In sailing terms, I wanted him to raised his hoist,

But why, I was never drawn to him,
I was with someone,
And it would be a certain sin..

But he was so weird and strange,
Do you think,
When I wake up my feeling for him will change?

As his pant began to fall,
I knew what I wanted,
It was physical and that was ALL,
I was garden and needed to be planted,

Then his trousers hit the ground,
And so did my jaw,
To my amazement I had found,
That instead of being in awe,

I was so surprised,
He was such a confident man,
All this time he had lied,
But what happened here should have been banned..

All this time he treated his staff like they were dumb,
We kind of thought he was clever,
But my ass, my rump, my bum!
But after seeing this I would NEVER..

Forget the size of the boat,
Or in this case the size of the driftwood,
He could never again gloat,

As he knew I would,
Tell everyone,

He acts a like such a genius,
But after all this time,


He has a MICRO – PENIS!!!