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Rated: 18+ · In & Out · Comedy · #854091
There oughtta be a word for it!
SNIGLETS

SNIGLETS - as popularized by Rich Hall - are words that don't appear in the dictionary, but should!

(As opposed to "MeaniesOpen in new Window., which are OLD words given NEW meanings.)

In case you're new to Sniglets, this is the kind of thing we mean ...

http://www.alphadictionary.com/fun/sniglets.html

http://bertc.com/subfour/truth/sniglets.htm

Just one rule: No 'borrowing' from the internet : your own originals only please,








Bristlette- a stray baby bristle on your paint brush that always pops out just when you are finishing off a window frame, leaving a fine line of paint all the way down the glass. (deemac Author Icon)

Shitlet - an attempted sniglet that is of low or inferior quality. (Steev the Friction Wizurd Author Icon)

Sniglet - a Chiclet-like chewing gum for people with no sense of humour. It makes one snigger uncontrollably. (Petra Pansky Author Icon)

Petral - a Canadian fuel made from Moose oil and wisecracks *Pthb* (Steev the Friction Wizurd Author Icon)

In-and-Outlet : EITHER An In and Out that will never ever EVER have more than 10 posts *Blush* OR A large store where you can buy a new In and Out at a big discount. (deemac Author Icon)

deemaculate - adjective used to describe the creation of certain items, eg, Sniglets was a deemaculate conception. (Steev the Friction Wizurd Author Icon)

Stevecracker - an ex-safecracker who decides to give up their life of crime and subsequently becomes a psychological researcher who tries to determine why some people are funnier than others. (Petra Pansky Author Icon)

Petrafied - shocked into temporary paralysis by the glorious appearance before you of a Canadian bombshell in her moosehide bikini. *Bigsmile* (Steev the Friction Wizurd Author Icon)

Frictionitis - an inflamation of the brain brought on by trying to keep up with a comedic genius. (Petra Pansky Author Icon)

Sniglephobia - a disease affecting everyone at WDC except the cool kids. *Pthb* (Steev the Friction Wizurd Author Icon)

Sniggerlet - a little snigger that cool kids give whenever an In&Out breaks the 10-post barrier .... VROOOOOM! (deemac Author Icon)

Dekaphoria - the elation one feels when one has finally surpassed the 10th entry of an In/Out! YaY!! (Petra Pansky Author Icon)

Metaphoria - the elation a writer feels at having invented a totally original metaphor (deemac Author Icon)

Spuddiction – A persistent compulsion to eat potato chips even though you *know* they'll make you fat(ter). (Petra Pansky Author Icon)

Spudspiracy – A theory which supposes that potato chips are laden with addictive substances so unsuspecting consumers eat more of them, thereby increasing sales. (Petra Pansky Author Icon)

Spuducopia - A spiral shaped horn that produces an endless flow of potato sniglets. (Steev the Friction Wizurd Author Icon)

Spudinitis - a nervous disease caused by the excessive consumption of potato sniglets. (Steev the Friction Wizurd Author Icon)

Inyourendo- an innuendo suggesting going in the back door (Karen Lightnhart Author Icon)

Snotopia - A utopian world that pharmaceutical companies selling flu vaccine envision. (Petra Pansky Author Icon)

Brewhaha -- Drink distilled from the tears of people who laughed until they cried while observing a hubbub. (Steev the Friction Wizurd Author Icon)

Quecumber – Those times when you have no choice but to stand in a lineup while being burdened with lots of shopping bags. “This is the third quecumber I've had to endure this week!” (Petra Pansky Author Icon)

Coifficide – When your hairdresser gives you a bad haircut and you just want to strangle him/her! (Petra Pansky Author Icon)

Sniglattery - The use of sniglets to compliment and flatter people. (Steev the Friction Wizurd Author Icon)

MEANIES - A BRAND NEW In&Out for OLD WORDS given NEW DEFINITIONS! "MeaniesOpen in new Window. *Bigsmile* (deemac Author Icon)

sneenie - a sniglet who accidentally blew his niglet off while trying to become a meanie. (Steev the Friction Wizurd Author Icon)

Snigarette: When one takes time out and relaxes by reading over previous entries of Sniglets one is said to be taking a “snigarette break”. (Petra Pansky Author Icon)

Snigotine - the real reason for snigarette breaks... either that, or an execution device that chops off your sniglet instead of your head. (Steev the Friction Wizurd Author Icon)

pandemoneyin - the collection plate in a Southern Baptist church (Steev the Friction Wizurd Author Icon)

mapquest - the long ride back to where the map flew out of the car window and the ensuing search for it (Steev the Friction Wizurd Author Icon)

Deefishinsea – A new method of catching fish in a large body of water, patent pending by deemac. (Petra Pansky Author Icon)

*Laugh* snaggery - the tendency of any loose item of one's clothing to snag on a hook, door handle, or other errm, protuberance just at the very moment when one is squeezing past carrying a tray of four steaming hot cups of coffee. *Shock* (deemac Author Icon)

petraphernalia -- all that junk in Petra's attic (Steev the Friction Wizurd Author Icon)

deebris -- all that trash in deemac's garage (Steev the Friction Wizurd Author Icon)

A Stevening - A memorable evening of wit and comedy with you-know-who *Wink* (deemac Author Icon)

Adornob--dressing room hook in fashionable clothing store (Katya the Poet Author Icon)

Bicicle - a bicycle that's been left out in the freezing cold (deemac Author Icon)

Feminition--When a woman knows she's right about something! (Katya the Poet Author Icon)

Nosuchword - When a woman admits she might just have been ever so very slightly, teensy weensy, bitsy witsy, WRONG about something. (deemac Author Icon)

Negligaball--When a man is not quite as well-endowed as he implied (Katya the Poet Author Icon)

Katyak - a cute little boat that can navigate any stream of thought, whether deep or shallow (Steev the Friction Wizurd Author Icon)

Stevedoor--The door you walk through to find Steve (see also Meanies) (Katya the Poet Author Icon)

majamas - Mother's Day gift of pajamas (Steev the Friction Wizurd Author Icon)

Pee-jays--Pajamas with a handy urination feature (Katya the Poet Author Icon)

Frictionalyze – to have your personality analyzed by Steve. A most enlivening experience! (Petra Pansky Author Icon)

Petyapansky -- getting your pansky petted, a free service avaialable wherever frictionalyzation is offered (not available in Canada, see a doctor immediately if you last for more than four hours) (Steev the Friction Wizurd Author Icon)

Deefuzzled – The way you become confused and slur your speech, after imbibing a few too many drinks at deemac's house. (Petra Pansky Author Icon)

Deefuzzed -- what happens to you after you become defuzzled and deemac revs up his electric shaver. *Shock* (Steev the Friction Wizurd Author Icon)

Calmikaze – a new antidepressant pill for people with suicidal tendencies. (Petra Pansky Author Icon)

Sudden Eth -- the moment in a close contest when, all of the sudden, something gets scambled up (Katya the Poet Author Icon)

Chlorophyllocular – green eyed. “Aye, that Irish lass is a chlorophyllocular beauty!” (Petra Pansky Author Icon)

Peeple - collective noun for a bunch of voyeurs (deemac Author Icon)

Smorch--To burn your worthy opponent with a witty comment that has the power of a withering smirk (Ex. Petra smorched Steve with her next sniglet.) (Katya the Poet Author Icon)

Fleeative--To be so creative one must run away from one's own imagination (Katya the Poet Author Icon)

Fleative--To be able to attract fleas, and eat them (Katya the Poet Author Icon)

Flegnant -- about to give birth to a flea sniglet (Steev the Friction Wizurd Author Icon)

Pissword - an incorrectly typed password (deemac Author Icon)

Kangaroom - a kind of kennel for your pet marsupial (deemac Author Icon)

Mediochre--When one is blue because one is not bright yellow, nor really up to snuff (Katya the Poet Author Icon)

Discoovered--When one is caught erasing a disk. With a Hoover. In Scotland. (Katya the Poet Author Icon)

Bibliolicious – What you say when you've finished devouring a particularly gripping novel. “That was bibliolicious! May I have another volume?” (Petra Pansky Author Icon)

Ribbiculous--So funny it makes your ribs ache from laughing. "Petra Pansky Author IconMail Icon makes me ache with her ribbiculous sniglets!" (Katya the Poet Author Icon)

Mooseltoe -- old Canadian Christmas tradition of hanging a moose from the ceiling (Steev the Friction Wizurd Author Icon)

Mistlefinger - a twig you can kiss underneath and get tickled behind the ear at the same time (deemac Author Icon)

Jestation--The pregnant pause before people burst out laughing! (Katya the Poet Author Icon)

Hemisemidemigod – One eighth of a god. A being with slightly more power than a mortal; commonly referred to as an auto mechanic. (Petra Pansky Author Icon)

Snigarrest - When the creation of Sniglets comes to a sudden and screeching halt. *Wink* (Petra Pansky Author Icon)

Romanticide – Anything which quickly kills “the mood”. (Petra Pansky Author Icon)

In&OutBurst - a sudden unexplained burst of posts on an otherwise sleepy In&Out (deemac Author Icon)

Snigarev - when a sudden In&OutBurst gets the Sniglets engine up and running again (deemac Author Icon)

SnigarevRev - when the vicar posts one of his long boring sermons on Sniglets (even though only the first 255 characters actually show) *Yawn* (deemac Author Icon)

SnigarevRevrev - when the vicar's post reverses the trend and sends Sniglets back to sleep again (deemac Author Icon)

Vicarous--(Religious term) Valiant or vigorous, applied to efforts by a boring vicar (Katya the Poet Author Icon)

Pumpkinitis -- the slight queasiness you feel when you gaze at a jack-o-lantern slowly rotting away on a porch (Steev the Friction Wizurd Author Icon)

Monorigamy--Twisted fidelity (Katya the Poet Author Icon)

F'art--French art (Katya the Poet Author Icon)

Pigamy - the crime of marrying 2 small people (deemac Author Icon)

Pooetry--poetry that's crap (Having written some, I know.) (Katya the Poet Author Icon)

ShamPooem - a crap verse that kinda passes for a poem that you make up in the shower (deemac Author Icon)

Crap Rinse -- need I say more? (Katya the Poet Author Icon)

Mop Rinse - rinse for people with large mops of hair, only available online but from a notoriously inefficient company ... wait fer it ... hence, all those hairy people walking around singing, "Someday, Mop Rinse will come" *Sick* (deemac Author Icon)

dumbmac - deemac's evil twin brother who often posts here and forges deemac's name. *Pthb* (Actually, Mop Rinse was quite clever... *groan* *Delight*) (Steev the Friction Wizurd Author Icon)

Pondercorn--When your head explodes from thinking too much and you can eat it while watching a movie! (Katya the Poet Author Icon)

grosslet -- any sniglet involving exploding organs *Sick* (Steev the Friction Wizurd Author Icon)

Snotel (SNO-tel) - where Eskimos stay when they're on vacation. (Petra Pansky Author Icon)

Cramper--a camper past its capacity (Katya the Poet Author Icon)

Mobile Tome Park--where Books-on-Wheels lending libraries retire (Katya the Poet Author Icon)

Ashprin- a pill you take to ease the pain of cancelled flights due to volcanic ash. (Mr. Chowda Head Author Icon)

Interpolls – a secret police agency which captures criminals by cleverly having them answer innocent-looking online polls. eg: When is the last time you robbed a store? Never; Last month; Last week; I'm in the middle of robbing one now. (Petra Pansky Author Icon)

Interpolly - Monitoring device for 24/7 distance communication with your parrot. (The *Star*ALL NEW*Star* High Definition version is just like being in the same cage. (deemac Author Icon)

Hoyerrot - a boisterously slutty hirsute parrot. (The kind everyone likes to monitor with their interpollies.) (Steev the Friction Wizurd Author Icon)

Dismumberment--accidentally or on purpose dismembering one's mum or mum-in-law (Katya the Poet Author Icon)

slumslaw -- healthy salad made from the cabbage leaves that fall off the produce trucks entering and leaving the farmer's market (Steev the Friction Wizurd Author Icon)

Beckish- Extremely pompous for no apparent reason whilst having the communications skills of roadkill.(see Glenn Beck, and David Beckham) (Mr. Chowda Head Author Icon)

Gagsicle – An icecream treat which is specifically used to quiet hecklers in the peanut gallery. (Petra Pansky Author Icon)

Friling - once thought to be a combination of frowning and smiling, it's actually a tiny piece of cooked stuff left floating in the grease after you fry some food. (Steev the Friction Wizurd Author Icon)

Smoaning--Smiling while moaning, as when a joke is really bad (a smoaner but not quite a groaner) or when eating ice cream off somebody's body (Katya the Poet Author Icon)

Cone-ibal : A person who eats ice-cream off somebody's body (deemac Author Icon)

Coughetish - When someone who previously had a cold and coughed wants to garner some sympathy by continuing to cough. (CopyPaper Author Icon)

licklish - being ticklish, but only if the tickling is done by someone licking ice cream off your body (deemac Author Icon)

fatiglet--sniglet written under the influence of fatigue (Katya the Poet Author Icon)

margaritapita--tequila and avocado sandwich, with a twist of lime (Katya the Poet Author Icon)

bummus--what you say when you run out of hummus (Katya the Poet Author Icon)

Meloncollie - a genetically engineered border collie with a watermelon-shaped head, which acts as protection (much like a football helmet) from the inevitable sheep attacks. (Petra Pansky Author Icon)

Meloncoli - Getting E Coli from eating a tainted melon. (Ravenwand, Rising Star! Author Icon)

Melanccoli--Sadness induced by being forced to eat your broccoli (Katya the Poet Author Icon)

Mulancollie: The character that was eliminated from the Disney movie Mulan, because he was deemed unnecessary. (Ravenwand, Rising Star! Author Icon)

Melanomacollie - why you should never give your Collie a buzz cut in the summertime (Steev the Friction Wizurd Author Icon)

Mealandcollie - what you might get at a Korean restaurant. (CopyPaper Author Icon)

Spucoli--A bacterial infection (not a virus) spread by computer screens that have been spewed on due to laughter (Katya the Poet Author Icon)

Spucolic--Adjective describing the idealized condition achieved when you move to the country attempting to escape technological hazards like spucoli, spumoni, and spumaoney (and the people who create them) only to discover you miss them (Katya the Poet Author Icon)

Spucous - stuff that ends up on your monitor if you sneeze and laugh at the same time (Steev the Friction Wizurd Author Icon)

Spuul--Long thin, threadlike dribble of spew/drool hanging from lower lip, that can actually be wound around finger, after a major spewing session (Katya the Poet Author Icon)

Sporn: SPAM pornography ... Then he slowly opened the can and held it out for her to see as the greasy meat slid out onto the plate. She gasped. "Is that low-sodium?" He licked the Spam grease off his finger and winked at her. "Yea, baby." (Steev the Friction Wizurd Author Icon)

SPlease: Please. I think you already know what SPlease is. Also spelled as SPleaze. But not by the SPolice. Who take it very, very SPeriously. (Katya the Poet Author Icon)

Darnut!: An expletive on those mornings when a police officer rises too late for the first morning donut. (Katya the Poet Author Icon)

D'ohnut: obviously a chewy breakfast treat eaten by a Simpson character. (CopyPaper Author Icon)

Duhnyet? ... Common pre-dinner interrogative. "Is it duhnyet?" (Steev the Friction Wizurd Author Icon)

Propagander: A device, invented by Ron Popiel, that is sort of like a kickstand for aging male ducks who have difficulty staying on their feet. (Ravenwand, Rising Star! Author Icon)

X-Party: Where the ex-husbands and ex-wives gather to see if they are compatible with each other. Hell, they aren’t wanted by their ex-es any more... (CopyPaper Author Icon)

Y-Party--Thrown by teetotalers (Katya the Poet Author Icon)

Old chessnut: That guy that keeps making enthusiastic but unfunny chess jokes (Katya the Poet Author Icon)

Jestnut -- someone who collects jokes, even unfunny ones made by old chessnuts. (Steev the Friction Wizurd Author Icon)

Pilotease:what the pilot does for the flight attendant when he wants her (kattwoman Author Icon)

deemac: A raincoat for people whose first name is Dee. (CopyPaper Author Icon)

Meanease--Language in which one can mean what one says with ease, without being mean (involves winking emoticon) (Katya the Poet Author Icon)

ToeJam-what it is called when a woman crams her feet in a too small pair of shoes (kattwoman Author Icon)

Roamantic--Said of a guy who goes cruising for romance (Katya the Poet Author Icon)

Simantic - A romantic situation between Sims characters. (Ravenwand, Rising Star! Author Icon)

Simantics--Quibbles about language and meaning between intellectual Sims characters, often when disguising their simantic feelings for one another (Katya the Poet Author Icon)

Simianne - A female Sims character, closely resembling a primate. (Ravenwand, Rising Star! Author Icon)

Crapple Sauce... Crappy apple sauce... I just had some *Sick* (Ravenwand, Rising Star! Author Icon)

Crapple Brown Betty--you don't want to know (Katya the Poet Author Icon)

Scorpulate: The same thing, except with diet pop. (Ravenwand, Rising Star! Author Icon)

Plyfurcate - when the bottom layer of a multi-ply bathroom tissue unrolls with the top layer beneath. (Rizzo Author Icon)

Bonarrow-Bow and Arrow (Reine Renault Author Icon)

Sniggle - Not quite a snigger, not quite a giggle, more of a ... well, I guess more the kind of noise you make when you read a sniglet. (deemac Author Icon)

Snigglet - the kind of noise you make when you read a sniglet that isn't all that funny, eg this one. (deemac Author Icon)

Snigglette - As above, except you're from France. (deemac Author Icon)

Zhnorre--You're from France and reading a really boring sniglet (Katya the Poet Author Icon)

Zzzzzzzniglet - a really, REALLY boring sniglet. (deemac Author Icon)

Zzzznap -- the sound of a neckbone after a sudden nap (Katya the Poet Author Icon)

Flocket - the grey fluff that finds its way from heaven-knows-where into the deepest recesses of your pants pocket and completely ruins your saved bits of half-chewed gum. (Hence the expletive "Flocket!" often heard when discovered by the victim.) (deemac Author Icon)

Spooket--a make-your-own-ghost kit that fits in a pocket, just in time for Halloween! (Katya the Poet Author Icon)

Dadpole - A frog who's just become a father. (deemac Author Icon)

Sadpole--An erection that just lost it. (Katya the Poet Author Icon)

Durpftt - the word for the sound you make when you put your shorts on backwards and inside out. (technospunky Author Icon)

Schlurpftt - As above + wet. (deemac Author Icon)

Yomometer--A device for measuring the inappropriateness of mother jokes (Katya the Poet Author Icon)

Slimmerick - A Limerick with only 4 lines (deemac Author Icon)

An octomist - A man with 8 wives (deemac Author Icon)

Fullanthropist - Someone who has already donated enough. (☮ The Grum Of Grums Author Icon)

Philanthropissed - Someone who only donates when he's drunk (deemac Author Icon)

Derstandable - Something so totally obscure and unknown that nobody has any idea of what's going on. (☮ The Grum Of Grums Author Icon)

Thrumb - the sensation caused when you hit your thumb with a hammer. (☮ The Grum Of Grums Author Icon)

Exicon--A guy that got out of prison by forging the papers and changing one letter of his name to avoid detection (Katya the Poet Author Icon)

Strumb - to play the guitar with your thumb (deemac Author Icon)

To bumblegrumb - to type your Username using only your thumb (deemac Author Icon)

Stelsing - making anagrams of sniglets, an alternative In&Out for people who can't think of a sniglet (deemac Author Icon)

Diemac - an insult or challenge to a controversial snigletist. (☮ The Grum Of Grums Author Icon)

Outsult - The Insult that was at the top of this Sniglet list just before I posted this one. (deemac Author Icon)

Snigletism- the magnetism that keeps bringing folk back to this In&Out (deemac Author Icon)

Fiftitude - for when you need your courage and endurance to be ten points higher than normal. (☮ The Grum Of Grums Author Icon)

Engauged - when you start weighing up whether to go through with the marriage (☮ The Grum Of Grums Author Icon)

Turpsitude - depraved behaviour caused by drinking too much (☮ The Grum Of Grums Author Icon)

kitdiddlebobs--a word you use when you are in a hurry your memory fails to name the thing you are asking for and you need it quick. Ususally used with your hand waving at the thingy and panic tone in your voice! (eyestar~* Author Icon)

Thatsfine - Penalty one pays in any transaction where a loss is incurred in order to preserve the relationship (Rizzo Author Icon)

Spimple (vb) An easy way of getting rid of zits. (☮ The Grum Of Grums Author Icon)

Snought--the clear stuff that appears on your hankie when you sneeze but your cold ought to be gone by now. (Katya the Poet Author Icon)

Antistitute - A nun (think about it *Wink* ) (☮ The Grum Of Grums Author Icon)

Sproot - what seeds do when you plant them in spring (Teerich - 2019 Author Icon)

Kenneletto - Venetian painter who set up his studio in a converted doghouse (deemac Author Icon)

Protemplate - to not give any consideration to a future course of action. (☮ The Grum Of Grums Author Icon)

Spanindex -- A method of gauging how silly you look when you put on your spandex workout shorts. (Indelible Ink Author Icon)

Antifound - Dumb, stupid, unimportant - ref "profound" (☮ The Grum Of Grums Author Icon)

Ro.dee.ent - a species of rodent found exclusively at rodeos. (Petra Pansky Author Icon)

Faceback--the era before Facebook (Katya the Poet Author Icon)

Oxsnigler - one who must come up for air from time to time and lay a big, bad sniglet. The longer one has been away the badder the sniglet! *Smile* (Petra Pansky Author Icon)

Twerpsichore - dancing by fools (☮ The Grum Of Grums Author Icon)

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