A Dad's Christmas Song |
On the first day of Christmas, my family gave to me: A perfect artificial tree. On the second day of Christmas, my family gave to me: Two paper stars, and a perfect artificial tree. On the third day of Christmas, my family gave to me: Three neck ties, two paper stars, and a perfect artificial tree. On the fourth day of Christmas, my family gave to me: Four Christmas plays, three neck ties, two paper stars, and a perfect artificial tree. On the fifth day of Christmas, my family gave to me: Five ding-a-lings . . . ! Four Christmas plays, three neck ties, two paper stars, and a perfect artificial tree. On the sixth day of Christmas, my family gave to me: Six lists of wishes, five ding-a-lings, four Christmas plays, three neck ties, two paper stars, and a perfect artificial tree. On the seventh day of Christmas, my family gave to me: Seven packs of batteries, six lists of wishes, five ding-a-lings . . . ! Four Christmas plays, three neck ties, two paper stars, and a perfect artificial tree. On the eighth day of Christmas, my family gave to me: Eight missing pieces, seven packs of batteries, six lists of wishes, five ding-a-lings . . . ! Four Christmas plays, three neck ties, two paper stars, and a perfect artificial tree. On the ninth day of Christmas, my family gave to me: Nine toys unassembled, eight missing pieces, seven packs of batteries, six lists of wishes, five ding-a-lings . . . ! Four Christmas plays, three neck ties, two paper stars, and a perfect artificial tree. On the 10th day of Christmas, my family gave to me: Ten strings of lighting, nine toys unassembled, eight missing pieces, seven packs of batteries, six lists of wishes, five ding-a-lings . . . ! Four Christmas plays, three neck ties, two paper stars, and a perfect artificial tree. On the eleventh day of Christmas, my family gave to me: Eleven brandied eggnogs, ten strings of lighting, nine toys unassembled, eight missing pieces, seven packs of batteries, six lists of wishes, five ding-a-lings . . . ! Four Christmas plays, three neck ties, two paper stars, and a perfect artificial tree. On the twelfth day of Christmas, my family gave to me: Twelve guests arriving, eleven brandied eggnogs, ten strings of lighting, nine toys unassembled, eight missing pieces, seven packs of batteries, six lists of wishes, five ding-a-lings . . . ! Four Christmas plays, three neck ties, two paper stars, and a perfect artificial tree. |