Magnetic Personality

AS i bent down to pick up the large piece of metal of my carpet,i mentally began curseing my
neighbors unending construction project. It had been over two years of dust,nails and loud early
morning noise.But now it had gone to far,besides annoying sound and dirt entering the house now large pieces of metal were arriving.
This wasn't the first time weird things had been
entering my house.However since the raccons have
been temporaraly stymied by the electronic kitty
door,i can rule them out.
Just as i was finding yet another piece of metal,my cat came flying through the kitty door.Being as he is more small dog size it isn't
that easy for him to get through,especially at a run.I would of gotten a small doggie door if it wasn't for rocky and his friends.
My cat was now spinning around in circles on the
kitchen floor.My first thought was "Rocky Rabies Revenge",then I saw it. Attached to my cats neck
was the biggest nail I had ever seen.
Great! The "electronic" tag on my cats neck was
really a magnet.As I freed cat from the nail the look on his face said it all. Actually I have no
Idea what it said. However he was upset,I know this because he threw up on my bed.
So far the raccoons are out and the cat and the
neverending construction project are in.
At least he doesn't bring home dead things