Mickey Rooney's Butt

An ode to the commercial dropped from Super Bowl by FOX TV.

I’m filled with trepidation
With anxiety and fear
Hoping to escape
Seeing Mickey Rooney’s rear

It seems there is a time
Super Bowl Sunday afternoon
That we were to be blessed
With Mickey in full Moon

But wiser heads prevailed
And the spot was quickly cut
As it could have been traumatic
To see Mickey Rooney’s Butt