Can't Find It

Can't Find It
Lyrics
A carpenter who can't find his saw
A magician who can't find his trick
The lawyer that can't find his law
A guitar player can't find his pick

It's a singer who can't find her voice
A salty sailor who can't find his ship
A new voter that can't find his choice
Bill Gates can't find his computer chip

A race driver that can't find his track
Housewives that can't find their keys
A hiker that can't find his way back
The sailboat that can't find a breeze

A pilot that can't find his jet plane
The farmer that can't find his cow
A conductor who can't find his train
The plow driver can't find his plow

A taxi driver that can't find a fare
The blind man who can't find his dog
A streaker can't find his underwear
The logger that can't find his log

A highroller that can't find his wad
The lunatic that can't find his sane
A minister that can't find his God
The professor that can't find his brain

Think I'll find myself an ice cold beer
and sit down in my reclining chair.
Drink myself some real good cheer,
what I find on T.V., I don't care!