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Gender
Male
Birthday
February 2 1986
Location
Olympia, WA
About Me
I think my girlfriend, family, and friends would say I am kind, caring, affectionate, funny, book-smart, not common sense smart, trustworthy and witty... Sounds nice, right? What I would say is I'm swiftly approaching middle age. I'm brain-dead at best, morally repulsive, unfathomably crude, chronic masterbator, loud, quick-tempered and dull witted. Pretty much the village idiot after a run through the spin cycle. It's a good thing I got lucky with oblivious friends and family, right?
Type of Writer
I write alot of poetry and some short stories, a few flash fictions. Not great. Not bad.
Writing Style
Used to write alot of dark stuff, but I've grown out of it mostly. I am a fan of good dialogue so I definetly strive for that
Interests
All kinds of stuff. Drinking. Writing. Video Games (dont judge) Reading Walking Jogging Eating Pizza Cooking Carter Michael (Son) Watching foreign movies with the subtitles off and making up my own plot. (It's a blast when wasted!) Life
Favorite Genres
Poetry Haiku Senru Edgy Realistic Horror Zombies Vampires Comedic Non-Fiction Some fantasy
Favorite Books
One flew over the Cuckoos Nest, Insomnia, The entire Dark Tower series is amazing, The Stand, A Stillness at Appamatox, Lord of the Flies, Salem's Lot, Dracula
Favorite Authors
Stephen King, Poe, Lovecraft (But I can only handle so much), Anne Rice, Bram Stoker, Michael Crichton to name a few
Favorite Poets
T.S. Eliot, Walt Whitman, Robert Frost, E.E. Cummings (What a weird dude), Poe, Emily Dickens
Favorite Quote
"Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them." -- Bill Vaughan "In the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years." -- Abraham Lincoln
Favorite Music
Hard Rock, Metal. If it pisses off your neighbors, chances are I like it.
Favorite Movies
Don't even get me started
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