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Gender
Male
Birthday
September 22 1968
Location
U.S.A. : South Carolina : Fort Mill
About Me
Alleged humorist, aspiring satirist, confirmed pessimist. I'm a regular southern guy born in the wrong place. I've got cornbread and livermush in my veins, but I have a pronounced distaste for sports, church, and other such silliness. My sense of humor runs the gamut from goofy to dark and caustic. Other than that, I'm kind of a swell guy. I think. That is, when someone isn't reporting me to HR.
Website / Homepage
My Blog
Favorite Books
Dune, The World According to Garp, Darkly Dreaming Dexter
Favorite Quote
If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little. - George Carlin A blurry picture is worth a thousand misspelled words.
Favorite Music
Leonard Cohen, Muse, Scissor Sisters, Dolly Parton, Stone Roses
Favorite Movies
The Exorcist, Psycho, Amadeus, The Silence of the Lambs, Halloween, L.A. Confidential, Best in Show, The Bride of Frankenstein
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