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| Male |
| July 16 1962 |
| R'lyeh |
| I was born halfway up a flagpole during the Year of the Teaspoon. My first job was as a yoghurt wrangler, but I had to retire after a serious hamstring injury caused by a low-fat Peach Melba. My hobbies include eating human brains, trying to touch my nose with my elbow, and smelling of pineapples. |
| Horror, SciFi, Surreal/experimental |
| Different |
| Guitars, archaeology, cosmology, stuff. |
| Horror, SciFi, Humour |
| Necronomicon, De Vermis Mysteriis, Book of Eibon, Unausprechlichen Kulten, Pnakotic manuscripts |
| HP Lovecraft, Richard Laymon, Spike Milligan, PG Wodehouse, Douglas Adams |
| Samuel Taylor Coleridge, Pnut Cat |
| "Hurry, else Death may find us here / And quicken the pulse of dawn." - Cradle of Filth |
| Cradle of Filth, Gorgoroth, Carpathian Forest, Slipknot, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Georgia Satellites, Slobberbone |
| Killdozer, Countess Dracula, Universal Soldier, Ginger Snaps, Nice Dreams |
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