As the first blog entry got exhausted. My second book |
Evolution of Love Part 2 |
*Why do husbands* watch cricket matches on TV in pubs, bars and hotels instead of watching it in the comfort of their homes? *Just read* this👇👇 You won't ask it again!!😋😇 A couple 👫 watching an IPL 🎾 match on the TV 💻 together. After five minutes: *Wife:* Is that Bret Lee? *Husband*: No. He is Chris Gayle. Bret Lee is the bowler. *Wife*: Bret Lee is smart. He should be in the movies 😆 like his brother. *Husband*: 😨 He does not have an actor brother *Wife:* Then What about Bruce Lee?😄 *Husband*: No no, Bret Lee is an Australian *Wife:* OK. Look. Another wicket in just two minutes. *Husband:* No. It is called action replay😫. *Wife*: Looks like India is going to win this one. *Husband*: It is not India. It is Bangalore vs Kolkata 😔 *Wife*: Why is the umpire calling for a helicopter🚡. *Husband*: 😭😭😭He is not calling for a helicopter. It’s a free hit. 😜 *Wife*: Did the spectators not pay for the tickets? Why is it a ‘ free’ hit? *Husband*:😨😰 *Wife:* Now whom is he saying ‘HI’ to? *Husband*: He is signalling a ‘Bye’. *Wife:* Why is he saying ‘Bye’. Is the game over😆😆😆? *Husband*:🙏😰 *Wife:* How many runs to win? *Husband*: 72 in 36 balls *Wife:* Ah. That is easy. Just 2 runs in 1 ball *Husband turns off the TV!!!*😂😂😂. Wife turns it on and watches *‘Bharathi Kannamma’ 😅😅😅 *Husband*: Who is this Kannamma? *Wife:* Your mum....😡😡😡 How many times have I told you.. *DO NOT* disturb me when I am watching TV.. *Husband:* 😳😳😳 |