It's just another day for me. I was surprised when I looked up Friday the 13th to see the number of people who do have reactions to the date. The only time I think of 13 at all is when I purchase donuts or bagels. Is it a bakers dozen or a dozen for that price?
Dark chocolate is my favorite as well. I agree totally unadulterated chocolate is the only way to go. My husband teases me about a purist. My ice cream unadorned, my coffee black... no sweeteners or creamer for me.
"It would almost be arrogant to assume that out of countless billions of galaxies, each with billions of stars, and an increasing number of confirmed exoplanets, Earth is the only place where life has emerged." I have this argument with my mother constantly
Air hostess asked the passengers to slide down to the lifeboats, but the passengers refused.
Air hostess then asked the captain to help.
*The captain* being very knowledgeable and experienced, guided her -
#. “You tell the *Americans* this is an *ADVENTURE* .
#. Tell the *British* this is an *HONOUR* .
#. Tell the *French* this is a *ROMANTIC* activity,
and
#. tell the *Germans* this is the *LAW* .
#. Tell the *Japanese* this is an *ORDER* , and everyone will be sorted out.”
#. Can i convince the *Pakistanis*
Yes dear, just whisper, " *This is a suicide mission* ."
“And what about the Singaporeans?”, she persisted.
The captain, taking a deep breath, patiently explained - “You need not tell the *SIngaporeans* anything, my dear. Once they see a *QUEUE* , they will join it without questions.”
Air hostess remembered the flight had some passengers from #. *India*. “What about them”, she asked.
The captain laughed.
“Easy. Just tell the Indians this activity is *FREE* .”
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