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 |   As the first blog entry got exhausted. My second book |
| Evolution of Love Part 2 |
| *A 60 yr old Billionaire came to the Bar with his gorgeous 25 yr old wife!* Friend: How did she marry you? Man: I lied about my age ! Friend: You said 45? Man: No! I said 90... πππ *Economics is not that difficult if we have the right examples.* Interviewer: What is Recession? Candidate: When "Wine & Women" get replaced by "Water & Wife", that critical phase of life is called Recession!! πππ *What is the difference between Liability & Asset?* A drunk friend is liability. A drunk Girlfriend is an Asset. πππ *An Economist explained two reasons for having 2 wives:* A- Monopoly should be broken. B- Competition improves the quality of service. If u have 1 wife, She fights with u! If u have 2 wives, They will fight for you!! π€£π€£π€£ *When you are:* In love, Wonders happen. Once you get married, You wonder, what happened. π€£π€£π€£ *Philosophy of marriage:* At the beginning, every wife treats her husband as GOD.. Later, somehow don't know why.. alphabets get reversed.. πππ *Secret formula for married couples:* "Love One Another" And if it doesn't work, bring the last word in the middle.!!!! π€£ππ€£ |
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